1 00:02:45,947 --> 00:02:50,947 DOWNLOADED FROM WWW.AWAFIM.TV 2 00:02:50,947 --> 00:02:55,947 For latest movies and series with subtitles Visit WWW.AWAFIM.TV Today 3 00:02:55,947 --> 00:02:58,032 -Come on. -[woman on phone] Central Security Agency. 4 00:02:58,116 --> 00:03:00,827 This is Wallace. Operation Big Drip is cresting level two. 5 00:03:00,910 --> 00:03:02,328 I need Devlin. I need him now. 6 00:03:02,412 --> 00:03:04,122 -Hold, please. -Don't put me on hold! 7 00:03:05,206 --> 00:03:06,207 Mother-- 8 00:03:09,585 --> 00:03:13,297 [grunting] 9 00:03:19,220 --> 00:03:23,349 [woman] Hello, Agent Wallace. I need your nine-digit security code, please. 10 00:03:23,433 --> 00:03:26,519 Hello? Agent Wallace? 11 00:03:26,602 --> 00:03:28,688 -Agent Wallace? -[phone beeps] 12 00:03:31,399 --> 00:03:34,485 Agua la vista, baby. 13 00:03:38,865 --> 00:03:40,241 [inaudible] 14 00:03:40,324 --> 00:03:42,910 [Jimmy] Hello, my name's Jimmy Tong. 15 00:03:42,994 --> 00:03:45,830 And I was wondering if there's anything I could say 16 00:03:45,913 --> 00:03:48,708 that would convince you to have lunch with me? 17 00:03:48,791 --> 00:03:51,210 [man in high-pitched voice] Oh, Jimmy, you're so cute. 18 00:03:51,294 --> 00:03:55,840 Let's go back to your apartment and mate like donkey. 19 00:03:55,923 --> 00:03:59,093 -[Jimmy] You got me nervous again. -[in normal voice] It's just a salesgirl. 20 00:03:59,177 --> 00:04:01,471 To you. But to me... 21 00:04:03,055 --> 00:04:06,434 I dreamed of her before I ever saw her. 22 00:04:06,517 --> 00:04:08,770 -Now, that there! That-- -Shh. 23 00:04:08,853 --> 00:04:12,148 That is the line. Go tell her that. That line. 24 00:04:12,231 --> 00:04:13,399 Listen. 25 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,570 Hi, my name is Jimmy Tong. 26 00:04:17,653 --> 00:04:20,615 When I see you, I have a wet dream. 27 00:04:20,698 --> 00:04:22,742 -Is that what I say? -No, no. 28 00:04:22,825 --> 00:04:26,871 Just ask her out to lunch now, and later we'll work out that line. 29 00:04:26,954 --> 00:04:30,082 But hurry up, man. We're wasting time. Come on. We have to drive. 30 00:04:33,544 --> 00:04:36,214 Whatever you do, do not be yourself! 31 00:04:36,297 --> 00:04:37,507 Just joking. 32 00:04:37,590 --> 00:04:38,925 [sighs] 33 00:04:41,010 --> 00:04:42,345 [woman] Thank you so much. 34 00:04:42,428 --> 00:04:44,514 [man] You're welcome. Goodbye. 35 00:04:55,775 --> 00:04:57,276 I can do it. 36 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:59,862 Hi. My name is Jimmy Tong. 37 00:04:59,946 --> 00:05:02,323 Okay. [exhales] 38 00:05:08,412 --> 00:05:10,581 -Hi. -Hi. 39 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:13,751 Pretty colors. 40 00:05:16,420 --> 00:05:18,506 Will you excuse me for just one moment? 41 00:05:18,589 --> 00:05:19,674 Okay. 42 00:05:20,591 --> 00:05:21,801 [sighs] 43 00:05:23,302 --> 00:05:24,804 Ah. 44 00:05:27,139 --> 00:05:29,058 Just between us guys... 45 00:05:30,017 --> 00:05:32,603 you don't come around here for the art, do you? 46 00:05:33,729 --> 00:05:36,065 -Who would? -[chuckles] Yeah. 47 00:05:36,732 --> 00:05:40,736 Uh, let me, as owner of this gallery, 48 00:05:40,820 --> 00:05:43,197 give you a little bit of friendly advice. 49 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:46,325 Don't waste any time. 50 00:05:46,409 --> 00:05:49,453 You go over there and you ask Jennifer out. 51 00:05:49,537 --> 00:05:52,039 -You think so? -Yes. 52 00:05:52,123 --> 00:05:56,752 That way, she can say "no" and we can get on with our little lives. 53 00:05:59,505 --> 00:06:01,465 Thank you for your advice. 54 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:13,352 Hello. My name is Jimmy Tong. 55 00:06:13,436 --> 00:06:17,106 What can I say to convince you to have lunch with me? 56 00:06:19,442 --> 00:06:22,862 [romantic music playing] 57 00:06:36,667 --> 00:06:38,544 -[groans] -[music stops] 58 00:06:38,628 --> 00:06:40,004 Oh! 59 00:06:42,048 --> 00:06:43,841 I'm sorry. Are you hurt? 60 00:06:47,303 --> 00:06:49,263 [grunting] 61 00:06:49,347 --> 00:06:50,932 [screams] 62 00:06:53,434 --> 00:06:54,977 Come here, you little runt! 63 00:07:00,441 --> 00:07:01,776 Hi. Hello. 64 00:07:05,655 --> 00:07:07,114 [horn honking] 65 00:07:11,953 --> 00:07:13,537 [man] Get back here! Come here! 66 00:07:14,580 --> 00:07:16,582 Where'd you go? Where are you? 67 00:07:16,666 --> 00:07:19,543 Sauerkraut or "sour-crop"? Sauerkraut? 68 00:07:22,254 --> 00:07:24,298 -[shrieking] -Ow! 69 00:07:25,299 --> 00:07:27,343 Hey, wait, partner! 70 00:07:27,426 --> 00:07:29,971 I just washed that car! What the hell is wrong with you, boy? 71 00:07:30,054 --> 00:07:31,889 You want I jam this in your ass and break it? 72 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:34,141 You want to go, come down here! 73 00:07:34,225 --> 00:07:36,686 -Wait, not too fast! Not too fast! -[tire iron clangs] 74 00:07:36,769 --> 00:07:39,814 I just want to talk. Hey, you do that there, man. You do that. 75 00:07:40,731 --> 00:07:44,360 Oh! You're scared now? [clucking] 76 00:07:44,443 --> 00:07:47,530 Go ahead and get yourself some training wheels! 77 00:07:47,613 --> 00:07:49,824 Go get a tattoo of a chicken! Go! 78 00:07:49,907 --> 00:07:52,034 I thought all your people know karate. 79 00:07:52,660 --> 00:07:55,246 Not everybody Chinese is Bruce Lee. 80 00:07:55,329 --> 00:07:59,041 -Just calm yourself, Jimmy. Calm yourself. -It's just not my day. 81 00:08:01,544 --> 00:08:03,796 Whoo! Wow. 82 00:08:03,879 --> 00:08:06,215 Do you think you can get me to 70 Fleming Street? 83 00:08:06,298 --> 00:08:08,551 Of course. Wait a second. 84 00:08:13,639 --> 00:08:17,768 -You Jimmy Tong? -That's who I am. Who are you? 85 00:08:17,852 --> 00:08:21,063 The name is Steena. So how come you drive so fast? 86 00:08:21,147 --> 00:08:22,148 [Jimmy] More fares. 87 00:08:22,231 --> 00:08:25,818 Mmm. Is that why you had your license suspended nine times for speeding? 88 00:08:25,901 --> 00:08:27,445 But no accidents. 89 00:08:27,528 --> 00:08:30,197 -Do you remember where I'm going? -70 Fleming. 90 00:08:30,281 --> 00:08:33,659 Get me there before I finish putting on my makeup, and I'll double the meter. 91 00:08:33,743 --> 00:08:34,910 You serious? 92 00:08:35,828 --> 00:08:37,830 Do I look like I have a sense of humor? 93 00:08:37,913 --> 00:08:39,290 Okay! 94 00:08:46,881 --> 00:08:48,758 Hurry! Open the gate! 95 00:08:51,135 --> 00:08:52,595 [in Mandarin] 96 00:09:02,688 --> 00:09:04,273 You drive too fast! 97 00:09:04,356 --> 00:09:08,360 > I got mad skills, I will get wild [ got mad skills, I will get wild ♪ 98 00:09:08,444 --> 00:09:10,738 > I will get wild, I will get wild ♪ 99 00:09:10,821 --> 00:09:14,408 > I got mad skills, I will get wild [ got mad skills, I will get wild ♪ 100 00:09:14,492 --> 00:09:17,411 > I got mad skills, I will get wild [ will get wild, I will get wild ♪ 101 00:09:17,495 --> 00:09:19,121 [siren wailing] 102 00:09:19,205 --> 00:09:22,833 I got mascara and eyeliner left. You got five blocks. 103 00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:33,260 [horns honking] 104 00:09:33,344 --> 00:09:35,429 Don't tell me you're slowing down. 105 00:09:36,972 --> 00:09:38,808 You drive like an old woman. 106 00:09:45,481 --> 00:09:46,690 Hmm! 107 00:09:46,774 --> 00:09:47,942 You're not scared, are you? 108 00:09:55,991 --> 00:09:59,411 [horns honking] 109 00:10:00,329 --> 00:10:02,748 [tires squealing] 110 00:10:11,382 --> 00:10:15,010 > I got mad skills, I will get wild [ got mad skills, I will get wild ♪ 111 00:10:15,094 --> 00:10:17,638 > I will get wild, I will get wild ♪ 112 00:10:17,721 --> 00:10:20,307 [blows whistle] Hey, you! What do you think you're doing? 113 00:10:20,391 --> 00:10:22,852 Back off, buddy. She's mine. 114 00:10:22,935 --> 00:10:24,436 Oh, it's you, miss. 115 00:10:25,563 --> 00:10:28,774 Well, you lived up to your reputation. The job is yours. 116 00:10:28,858 --> 00:10:30,401 I have a job. A good one. 117 00:10:30,484 --> 00:10:32,486 How much do you make at this good job? 118 00:10:32,570 --> 00:10:35,906 475 a week, plus tips. 119 00:10:35,990 --> 00:10:39,118 How would you like to make 2,000 a week, plus room and board? 120 00:10:39,952 --> 00:10:42,997 -When do I show up? -Tomorrow morning, 7:00 a.m. 121 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:48,085 -You'll be driving Clark Devlin, Mr. Tong. -[doorman] Good day, miss. 122 00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:50,171 Now you, out of here! 123 00:10:56,969 --> 00:10:58,929 [Steena] Good morning, Mr. Tong. 124 00:11:00,723 --> 00:11:03,100 [Jimmy] You put your face on without me, huh? 125 00:11:03,184 --> 00:11:04,935 Please, have a seat. 126 00:11:06,896 --> 00:11:11,525 Those are the house rules. Memorize them. 127 00:11:11,609 --> 00:11:13,611 Especially number one. 128 00:11:14,570 --> 00:11:17,531 [Jimmy] "Never talk directly to Mr. Devlin." 129 00:11:17,615 --> 00:11:20,201 You have any questions, you'll find all the answers in there. 130 00:11:20,951 --> 00:11:24,288 And if I were you, I'd get rid of the mildew on the chin. 131 00:11:25,289 --> 00:11:27,708 -My soul patch? -[scoffs] Yeah. 132 00:11:30,669 --> 00:11:33,547 [Jimmy] You like working for this Devlin guy? 133 00:11:33,631 --> 00:11:35,090 I don't work for him. 134 00:11:51,523 --> 00:11:52,942 [door shuts] 135 00:12:01,367 --> 00:12:02,868 I'm not a professional driver, 136 00:12:02,952 --> 00:12:05,162 but I'd always believed that thing you're staring into 137 00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:07,456 is designed for the monitoring of traffic, not passengers. 138 00:12:08,332 --> 00:12:09,583 Am I wrong? 139 00:12:13,629 --> 00:12:15,881 While I'm really enjoying our time together, 140 00:12:15,965 --> 00:12:17,800 shall we try moving? 141 00:12:23,639 --> 00:12:25,432 Wallace has been my partner for years. 142 00:12:25,516 --> 00:12:27,893 Something's happened to him. He wouldn't just disappear. 143 00:12:27,977 --> 00:12:31,146 -Get your job done and find my partner. -[man] So, tell me how. 144 00:12:31,230 --> 00:12:33,607 You're the head of an intelligence agency. Why don't you be intelligent? 145 00:12:33,691 --> 00:12:35,150 [ Don't understand what you're talking about. 146 00:12:35,234 --> 00:12:37,903 Why don't you call me back when you do understand what I'm talking about? 147 00:12:39,738 --> 00:12:41,156 [sighs] 148 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:43,784 [upbeat pop music playing on stereo] 149 00:12:43,867 --> 00:12:45,911 Did we just take the Balsam Road exit? 150 00:12:45,995 --> 00:12:48,330 Of course. You have to take the surface streets. 151 00:12:50,666 --> 00:12:53,168 -Sorry. -Did you get a copy of the rules? 152 00:12:54,336 --> 00:12:55,337 Did you read them? 153 00:12:56,588 --> 00:12:58,549 Jimmy, let me tell you something, my friend. 154 00:13:00,676 --> 00:13:02,136 I hate the rules. 155 00:13:02,678 --> 00:13:04,513 Take Grand Boulevard all the way. The lights are timed. 156 00:13:04,596 --> 00:13:06,015 Thank you. 157 00:13:06,098 --> 00:13:07,975 [speaking Mandarin] 158 00:13:08,934 --> 00:13:13,022 -And, Jimmy, crank the music up. -Yes, sir. 159 00:13:13,105 --> 00:13:14,732 [music continues, louder] 160 00:13:20,029 --> 00:13:23,157 Deputy Director Chalmers, ladies, gentlemen, 161 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,992 I present to you Special Agent Wallace. 162 00:13:25,075 --> 00:13:29,121 Deceased two days, 14 hours, five minutes, approximately. 163 00:13:29,204 --> 00:13:32,333 Pretty interesting. Why don't you tell me a little about it? 164 00:13:32,416 --> 00:13:35,210 Well, in the simplest terms, he drowned in his bathtub. 165 00:13:35,294 --> 00:13:38,881 Contusion here suggests he hit his head, fell prone, unconscious. 166 00:13:38,964 --> 00:13:42,968 The man infiltrated a Serbian death squad with not even a scratch. 167 00:13:43,052 --> 00:13:45,095 [laughs] He goes down in a bathtub? 168 00:13:45,179 --> 00:13:47,431 Life's a bitch. You want to put him back in the fridge? 169 00:13:47,514 --> 00:13:49,183 [woman] He didn't drown, sir. 170 00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:52,144 He was murdered. 171 00:13:52,227 --> 00:13:54,938 Does that make life a little less bitchy? 172 00:13:55,022 --> 00:13:56,815 And you would be? 173 00:13:56,899 --> 00:13:58,692 That's Del Blaine, sir. 174 00:13:58,776 --> 00:14:02,154 She's having a filter installed between her brain and mouth next week. 175 00:14:02,237 --> 00:14:04,365 So, you don't think he drowned? 176 00:14:04,448 --> 00:14:07,242 Well, sir, there was water in his lungs. 177 00:14:07,326 --> 00:14:09,787 But the pulmonary vein was filled with collapsed platelets, 178 00:14:09,870 --> 00:14:11,205 indicative of dehydration. 179 00:14:11,872 --> 00:14:14,583 -He died of thirst. -Thirst? 180 00:14:14,666 --> 00:14:16,126 And it wasn't just city tap water. 181 00:14:16,210 --> 00:14:18,170 The mineral profile fit a high-end bottled water. 182 00:14:18,253 --> 00:14:20,422 But what was weird is it contained a strain of bacteria 183 00:14:20,506 --> 00:14:22,633 that I, so far, haven't been able to culture. 184 00:14:24,927 --> 00:14:27,471 Anyway, didn't mean to interrupt. 185 00:14:28,138 --> 00:14:30,557 Ooh, the woman seems to know a lot about water. 186 00:14:30,641 --> 00:14:33,685 Yeah. She thinks she knows a lot about a lot of things. 187 00:14:33,769 --> 00:14:36,647 You know, we have a special situation in the field. 188 00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:39,441 I think we could use your talents. You interested? 189 00:14:40,567 --> 00:14:43,237 -When do I start? -You ever hear of Clark Devil in? 190 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:45,114 Rumors and innuendo. 191 00:14:45,197 --> 00:14:47,866 Del, I could tell you a thing or two about Clark Devlin. 192 00:14:47,950 --> 00:14:51,078 [Chalmers] You think we can keep our minds out of the gutter for about a second? 193 00:14:51,161 --> 00:14:53,414 Meet me upstairs in an hour. 194 00:14:53,497 --> 00:14:56,291 You might just become Clark Devlin's next partner. 195 00:14:58,085 --> 00:15:01,004 [Devlin] I'm gonna need that Gerris margin at us as soon as possible. 196 00:15:01,088 --> 00:15:04,675 [woman] Yes. My contacts in Guatemala have what you're looking for, I'm sure. 197 00:15:04,758 --> 00:15:05,801 Good. 198 00:15:06,677 --> 00:15:07,761 And meanwhile... 199 00:15:09,763 --> 00:15:12,766 I'll take one of these beautiful Eudicella margin at us. 200 00:15:17,104 --> 00:15:19,398 Just gorgeous. 201 00:15:20,691 --> 00:15:23,444 -Now, you're going to call me? -Is your phone number on file? 202 00:15:23,527 --> 00:15:25,904 [Devlin] Having a bit of trouble with the phones at the moment. 203 00:15:25,988 --> 00:15:27,948 It might be better if you dropped it off yourself. 204 00:15:28,031 --> 00:15:29,241 It may take a while. 205 00:15:29,324 --> 00:15:31,660 Why don't you familiarize yourself with the route? 206 00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:34,663 There's a little gathering at my house tonight. 207 00:15:34,746 --> 00:15:36,582 A fundraiser for the Natural History Museum. 208 00:15:36,665 --> 00:15:38,667 I would so love to have you. 209 00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:40,669 [mouthing words] 210 00:15:40,752 --> 00:15:42,254 Should I send a car? 211 00:15:42,337 --> 00:15:43,964 I drive myself. 212 00:15:44,047 --> 00:15:45,299 Admirable. 213 00:15:46,842 --> 00:15:48,093 Eight o'clock. 214 00:15:48,594 --> 00:15:53,015 Try not to wear anything too distracting or no one will get their checkbooks out. 215 00:15:56,268 --> 00:15:59,813 -How did you learn to be so smooth? -I've seen the way you drive. 216 00:15:59,897 --> 00:16:02,608 You have the same instincts I do. It's all about confidence. 217 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,069 The girl in the art gallery is not beyond you, you know. 218 00:16:06,153 --> 00:16:07,279 You know about her? 219 00:16:07,362 --> 00:16:10,657 Every time we leave the house, we go by the art gallery and slow down. 220 00:16:10,741 --> 00:16:12,117 You just need a little polish. 221 00:16:13,785 --> 00:16:16,872 -I'll never be a Clark Devlin. -Don't tell anyone this, Jimmy, 222 00:16:16,955 --> 00:16:19,416 but there's a lot less to Clark Devlin than meets the eye. 223 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,586 I got a couple of good lines and a couple of very expensive suits. 224 00:16:22,669 --> 00:16:25,839 -Apart from that, we're exactly the same. -How about a couple hundred million? 225 00:16:25,923 --> 00:16:28,050 Trust me, 90% of it is the clothes. 226 00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:29,510 The other 10%? 227 00:16:29,593 --> 00:16:32,596 The other 10% is in there. You've got plenty of it. 228 00:16:32,679 --> 00:16:34,640 Oh, Mr. Devlin, 229 00:16:34,723 --> 00:16:37,059 -can I ask you a big favor? -Yeah? 230 00:16:38,018 --> 00:16:39,436 Can I stop wearing my hat? 231 00:16:45,442 --> 00:16:47,319 -All right. -Thank you. 232 00:16:47,402 --> 00:16:50,155 No, stay smooth. Remember, smooth. 233 00:16:50,239 --> 00:16:51,490 Thank you. 234 00:16:54,117 --> 00:16:56,370 Steena, Devlin. 235 00:16:56,453 --> 00:16:58,997 This driver, this Jimmy, I like him. 236 00:16:59,081 --> 00:17:01,124 Let's get him a proper suit. 237 00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:03,043 Something sexy. You pick it out. 238 00:17:03,627 --> 00:17:06,755 All right. Always a delight talking to you too, darling. 239 00:17:07,714 --> 00:17:11,510 -Home, James. -Absolutely, Mr. Devlin. 240 00:17:11,593 --> 00:17:16,098 [tango music playing] 241 00:17:53,510 --> 00:17:54,511 [music stops] 242 00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:56,513 Oh! 243 00:17:57,931 --> 00:17:59,099 [grunts] 244 00:18:00,475 --> 00:18:02,769 -Watch your step. -Thank you, sir. 245 00:18:06,273 --> 00:18:08,275 [humming] 246 00:18:33,133 --> 00:18:36,470 [sighs] That's definitely not a rental. 247 00:18:37,846 --> 00:18:40,015 Hello, my name's Clark Devlin. 248 00:18:40,098 --> 00:18:42,142 Would you like to dance? 249 00:18:42,225 --> 00:18:45,062 Would you like to dance? [chuckles] 250 00:18:45,145 --> 00:18:46,980 Admirable. 251 00:18:52,110 --> 00:18:54,613 -There is just one rule. -[gasps] 252 00:18:54,696 --> 00:18:57,741 Never touch my tuxedo. 253 00:18:57,824 --> 00:19:00,410 - I didn't. -Good. 254 00:19:00,494 --> 00:19:02,746 -Don't. -Yes, sir. 255 00:19:04,706 --> 00:19:07,834 Jimmy, get the car. Let's go for dinner. 256 00:19:09,878 --> 00:19:11,004 Yes, sir. 257 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:29,731 -What will you have? It's my treat. -Anything. 258 00:19:29,815 --> 00:19:32,109 All right. Two Whoppers, hold the onion, extra ketchup. 259 00:19:32,192 --> 00:19:33,944 Toast the bottom bun only, medium well-done. 260 00:19:34,027 --> 00:19:35,404 Two large fries, extra well-done. 261 00:19:35,487 --> 00:19:39,074 Two chocolate milkshakes, however the chef likes. That's it. 262 00:19:39,157 --> 00:19:41,201 [woman on speaker] Your orders ready. Pull forward. 263 00:19:45,622 --> 00:19:48,625 -That's pretty quick. -It's fast food. Anything else? 264 00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:51,336 I'll have a personal pizza. Crispy crust. 265 00:19:53,171 --> 00:19:56,925 He doesn't eat out much. They don't serve pizza at Burger... 266 00:20:01,179 --> 00:20:04,641 New item, huh? Do you have chicken chow mein? 267 00:20:06,393 --> 00:20:07,394 Thank you. 268 00:20:11,648 --> 00:20:12,691 -Jimmy. -Yes? 269 00:20:12,774 --> 00:20:14,693 It's a drive-through. Let's drive. 270 00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:16,820 Watch out! 271 00:20:16,903 --> 00:20:19,197 [tires screech] 272 00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:22,826 [beeping] 273 00:20:23,869 --> 00:20:24,911 Watch it, man. 274 00:20:25,912 --> 00:20:27,122 Sorry, pal. 275 00:20:27,205 --> 00:20:28,248 Let's go. 276 00:20:40,844 --> 00:20:43,180 Why are we running away from a skateboard? 277 00:20:43,263 --> 00:20:44,890 I think it's probably a bomb. 278 00:20:44,973 --> 00:20:47,893 [laughs] I thought you said, "a bomb." 279 00:20:49,686 --> 00:20:51,313 What do you mean, "a bomb"? 280 00:20:52,522 --> 00:20:54,566 [horns honking] 281 00:21:00,489 --> 00:21:02,115 [horns honking] 282 00:21:20,342 --> 00:21:22,552 [tires squealing] 283 00:21:35,106 --> 00:21:36,233 [honking] 284 00:21:41,071 --> 00:21:42,489 [tires screech] 285 00:21:42,572 --> 00:21:44,032 Not good. Out! 286 00:21:46,284 --> 00:21:47,828 Move! 287 00:21:47,911 --> 00:21:49,120 [beeping] 288 00:21:49,204 --> 00:21:50,413 [bomb powering up] 289 00:22:11,059 --> 00:22:12,936 Jimmy, you okay? 290 00:22:13,019 --> 00:22:14,729 I'm fine. You okay, boss? 291 00:22:14,813 --> 00:22:16,273 Yeah. 292 00:22:17,023 --> 00:22:18,650 Yeah. 293 00:22:18,733 --> 00:22:20,986 -All in a day's work, eh? -Look! 294 00:22:23,613 --> 00:22:25,407 Oh, damn. 295 00:22:26,324 --> 00:22:30,787 -Oh! Mr. Devlin! -Have you got any aspirin? 296 00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:34,249 -Who did this to you? -Water strider. 297 00:22:34,332 --> 00:22:36,209 Walter Strider? He's the one? 298 00:22:36,293 --> 00:22:38,795 Water strider. 299 00:22:38,879 --> 00:22:40,338 Walter Strider. 300 00:22:41,172 --> 00:22:43,049 -No police. -Okay. 301 00:22:43,967 --> 00:22:47,262 I need an ambulance right now! His name is... 302 00:22:48,096 --> 00:22:49,890 Trust nobody. 303 00:22:49,973 --> 00:22:52,267 Uh, his name is... 304 00:22:58,940 --> 00:23:00,066 Brad Dillford. 305 00:23:05,614 --> 00:23:06,615 Wear it. 306 00:23:06,698 --> 00:23:08,533 Wear it? 307 00:23:10,702 --> 00:23:12,829 Boss! Boss! 308 00:23:13,622 --> 00:23:16,458 [sirens wailing] 309 00:23:20,754 --> 00:23:23,506 Hold on, boss. You'll be fine. 310 00:23:23,590 --> 00:23:24,883 I'll take care of you. 311 00:23:25,926 --> 00:23:29,012 Water strider... 312 00:23:29,095 --> 00:23:30,221 -Huh? -[nurse] Sir! 313 00:23:31,765 --> 00:23:33,350 Please wait in the waiting room! 314 00:23:33,892 --> 00:23:36,311 - I will find Walter Strider! -Hey! Hey! 315 00:23:37,395 --> 00:23:38,480 I'm sorry. 316 00:23:39,564 --> 00:23:40,857 I promise. 317 00:23:44,152 --> 00:23:46,863 [man] Why do you want my mother's maiden name for? 318 00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:48,990 Last time she was in here, I was born. 319 00:23:49,074 --> 00:23:52,702 I'm sure my dad had something to do with it. At least I hope so! 320 00:23:52,786 --> 00:23:54,621 [woman] Dr. Angela? 321 00:23:54,704 --> 00:23:56,873 Where is Dr. Angelo? 322 00:23:56,957 --> 00:24:01,795 Dr. Angelo. Are you Dr. Angela? 323 00:24:03,964 --> 00:24:09,427 Dr. Angela? Dr. Angela... 324 00:24:09,511 --> 00:24:13,306 Hey! There's no smoking in a hospital. 325 00:24:13,390 --> 00:24:16,893 -I was nervous. How is he? -He might be here a while. 326 00:24:16,977 --> 00:24:20,188 You might want to get him some things from home in case he comes to. 327 00:24:20,271 --> 00:24:24,192 Oh, he had this clutched in his hand. I don't know if it means anything. 328 00:24:28,071 --> 00:24:31,408 I do need Dr. Angelo. 329 00:24:31,491 --> 00:24:35,078 -Dr. Angelo? -Dr. Angelo is on holiday today. 330 00:24:35,829 --> 00:24:37,998 -Oh, my God. -Yeah. 331 00:24:44,129 --> 00:24:46,131 [seagulls squawking] 332 00:24:47,757 --> 00:24:51,845 [man] I'll tell you, I'm pretty excited. Nervous, but excited. I'm pumped. 333 00:24:51,928 --> 00:24:54,431 I knew I was doing good work for Banning International, 334 00:24:54,514 --> 00:24:57,767 but I didn't know Mr. Banning would be taking so much notice of me so soon. 335 00:24:57,851 --> 00:24:59,936 I'll say this, though, when I'm CEO of this place, 336 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:01,938 I won't be having my headquarters in the bottom of a boat. 337 00:25:02,022 --> 00:25:03,398 You know what I mean? 338 00:25:04,774 --> 00:25:09,946 -Why did you choose Mr. Lundeen? -He questioned my growth projections. 339 00:25:10,030 --> 00:25:12,741 [elevator clanging, whirring] 340 00:25:16,578 --> 00:25:18,121 No, that's not it. 341 00:25:19,748 --> 00:25:21,541 I don't like his hair. 342 00:25:23,251 --> 00:25:24,794 [Lundeen] Mr. Banning. 343 00:25:26,421 --> 00:25:29,257 So, word filtered down to me 344 00:25:29,340 --> 00:25:32,677 that you don't share my optimism about our company's future. 345 00:25:33,303 --> 00:25:36,431 -Oh. No, actually, I just-- -Drink? 346 00:25:36,514 --> 00:25:37,807 Oh, yes, thank you. 347 00:25:38,475 --> 00:25:40,518 I just felt that to meet your projections, 348 00:25:40,602 --> 00:25:44,397 pretty much every person on earth would have to drink only Banning Springs water. 349 00:25:44,481 --> 00:25:46,024 Yes, indeed. 350 00:25:46,107 --> 00:25:49,486 Water, Mr. Lundeen, comprises 60% of your body. 351 00:25:49,569 --> 00:25:53,656 Don't you find it incredible that two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom 352 00:25:53,740 --> 00:25:58,703 can combine to create something so beautiful, so useful, so essential? 353 00:25:58,787 --> 00:26:00,705 I find water to be... 354 00:26:01,706 --> 00:26:02,916 miraculous. 355 00:26:02,999 --> 00:26:04,501 Do you think I'm silly? 356 00:26:05,460 --> 00:26:07,420 Not at all. [clears throat] 357 00:26:09,672 --> 00:26:12,008 -Feeling thirsty? -Yes. 358 00:26:12,759 --> 00:26:15,804 You're helping me out by being a guinea pig for a new product. 359 00:26:15,887 --> 00:26:19,307 Oh, I see. What a brilliant idea. 360 00:26:19,390 --> 00:26:21,267 Water that makes you thirsty. 361 00:26:21,351 --> 00:26:24,354 What's in it? Salt? 362 00:26:24,437 --> 00:26:26,064 [heart thumping] 363 00:26:26,147 --> 00:26:29,109 There's no profundity in salt. 364 00:26:29,192 --> 00:26:31,361 [laughs] Bacteria. 365 00:26:31,444 --> 00:26:36,116 Once ingested, its DNA will instruct your cells' cytoplasm 366 00:26:36,199 --> 00:26:38,660 to spill electrolytes into your bloodstream, 367 00:26:38,743 --> 00:26:40,912 causing dehydration. 368 00:26:40,995 --> 00:26:42,372 [groaning] 369 00:26:42,455 --> 00:26:46,793 It's virulent, but unfortunately, it's too fast. Way too fast. 370 00:26:46,876 --> 00:26:50,672 As we speak, your internal organs are shriveling. 371 00:26:51,965 --> 00:26:54,134 You're becoming as dry as-- 372 00:26:54,217 --> 00:26:57,971 Well, as dry as your limited imagination. 373 00:27:04,060 --> 00:27:06,062 Gentlemen, fetch the vacuum, won't you? 374 00:27:06,146 --> 00:27:07,647 Thank you. 375 00:27:13,778 --> 00:27:16,948 "Schiffer, Schwartzkopf, Sondheim, Springsteen..." 376 00:27:19,284 --> 00:27:20,410 No Strider. 377 00:27:35,466 --> 00:27:36,467 [beeps] 378 00:27:56,821 --> 00:27:58,072 Wow. 379 00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:09,918 [beeps] 380 00:28:37,403 --> 00:28:40,448 [computerized male voice] Welcome to the Tactical Uniform Experiment. 381 00:28:40,531 --> 00:28:43,159 Tuxedo recognizing new user. 382 00:28:44,494 --> 00:28:46,955 Mapping user's neurological structure. 383 00:28:47,038 --> 00:28:50,166 Activate wristwatch for desired function. 384 00:28:53,753 --> 00:28:56,172 Demo. Show me. 385 00:28:57,257 --> 00:29:00,093 -Uh-oh. -Caution. Demolition mode. 386 00:29:00,176 --> 00:29:05,223 The tuxedo will consider any object a target and act to destroy it. 387 00:29:09,435 --> 00:29:10,603 [gasps] 388 00:29:24,284 --> 00:29:25,743 What's happening? 389 00:29:47,890 --> 00:29:50,893 Exit the Demolition Mode immediately. 390 00:29:52,979 --> 00:29:54,188 Whoa! 391 00:29:54,272 --> 00:29:55,398 ['Disco Inferno” playing] 392 00:29:55,481 --> 00:29:57,400 ♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪ 393 00:29:57,483 --> 00:30:00,778 - ♪ Disco inferno ♪ - ♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪ 394 00:30:00,862 --> 00:30:02,739 ♪ Burn the mother down ♪ 395 00:30:02,822 --> 00:30:05,074 ♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪ 396 00:30:06,117 --> 00:30:08,536 [whimpering] 397 00:30:09,537 --> 00:30:11,748 [man on intercom] Mr. Devlin, is everything all right? 398 00:30:11,831 --> 00:30:15,543 This is Jimmy. I think Mr. Devlin wants you to clean his room tomorrow. 399 00:30:15,626 --> 00:30:19,756 It's a little bit messy. I think he threw a party. 400 00:30:19,839 --> 00:30:21,007 Should I send someone up now? 401 00:30:21,090 --> 00:30:24,385 -No. Maybe after he leaves. -Very good. 402 00:30:24,469 --> 00:30:26,012 [phone ringing] 403 00:30:26,095 --> 00:30:27,347 Aaah! 404 00:30:34,187 --> 00:30:36,105 -Hello. -Are we on? 405 00:30:36,189 --> 00:30:38,066 Are we on what? 406 00:30:38,149 --> 00:30:42,445 I take my work seriously, Mr. Devlin, so please stop using that ridiculous accent. 407 00:30:42,528 --> 00:30:44,739 What? What accent? 408 00:30:44,822 --> 00:30:47,784 All right, you're the senior officer. I'll play it however you want. 409 00:30:47,867 --> 00:30:50,453 Diedrich Banning is holding a meeting with water CEOs. 410 00:30:50,536 --> 00:30:53,081 The agency wants us to find out what he's planning. 411 00:30:53,164 --> 00:30:55,124 What about Walter Strider? 412 00:30:55,208 --> 00:30:56,501 Who is he? 413 00:30:56,584 --> 00:30:59,462 - I don't know. You tell me. -Okay. 414 00:30:59,545 --> 00:31:04,467 So, we will meet tomorrow, V-15, 10:00. I'll be wearing a gray suit. 415 00:31:04,550 --> 00:31:07,887 Your code is "Nice rack." 416 00:31:08,679 --> 00:31:12,016 I'll respond, "I forgot my bra." 417 00:31:13,810 --> 00:31:15,978 That passes for humor around here. 418 00:31:16,062 --> 00:31:17,313 [Jimmy] Ten o'clock, V-15. 419 00:31:17,397 --> 00:31:19,107 What's the cross street? 420 00:31:19,857 --> 00:31:21,150 Very funny. 421 00:31:29,492 --> 00:31:32,453 -[clears throat] May I join you? -Yeah. 422 00:31:38,418 --> 00:31:39,669 Nice rack. 423 00:31:43,047 --> 00:31:44,257 [punch landing] 424 00:31:46,092 --> 00:31:47,718 [phone ringing] 425 00:31:50,471 --> 00:31:51,472 Hello. 426 00:31:51,556 --> 00:31:53,891 Mr. Devlin, there's been a change of plans. 427 00:31:53,975 --> 00:31:55,393 I'm here already. Where are you? 428 00:31:55,476 --> 00:31:58,521 Don't get all pissy about it. They just told me, so I'm telling you. 429 00:31:58,604 --> 00:32:02,191 We'll meet tonight, 8:00, Pier 17, base of the silo. 430 00:32:02,275 --> 00:32:04,318 And forget the password. 431 00:32:04,402 --> 00:32:07,363 [speaking indistinctly] 432 00:32:07,447 --> 00:32:09,615 -Now you tell me. -Hey, there he is! 433 00:32:09,699 --> 00:32:11,451 -That's him in the raincoat. -I have to go. 434 00:32:11,534 --> 00:32:13,286 -I'll see you tonight! Sorry. -[woman] Get him! 435 00:32:13,369 --> 00:32:15,705 -[officer] Stop, stop! -[woman] Get back here, you creep! 436 00:32:32,722 --> 00:32:34,265 [exhales] 437 00:32:39,729 --> 00:32:42,023 So, we've got five minutes to get into position. 438 00:32:42,106 --> 00:32:44,525 I secured the rooftop. The equipment is good to go. 439 00:32:44,609 --> 00:32:48,362 And I just have to say, it's such an honor to be working with the legendary... 440 00:32:49,864 --> 00:32:52,867 Clark Devlin? 441 00:32:55,161 --> 00:32:56,913 I'm Del Blaine. 442 00:32:57,914 --> 00:32:59,790 Have we met before? 443 00:33:00,708 --> 00:33:03,419 -No. -Good. 444 00:33:03,503 --> 00:33:06,130 Okay, Del Blaine, let's do what we came here to do. 445 00:33:07,048 --> 00:33:08,216 I'll follow you. 446 00:33:09,634 --> 00:33:11,010 Ladies first. 447 00:33:12,595 --> 00:33:13,888 Okay. 448 00:33:17,016 --> 00:33:19,685 A couple details changed from what was in the file. You read it? 449 00:33:19,769 --> 00:33:22,355 The files are crap. Give me the short version. 450 00:33:22,438 --> 00:33:25,900 Diedrich Banning is holding a meeting of international water company CEOs. 451 00:33:25,983 --> 00:33:29,278 We think he's trying to force them into selling their companies to him. 452 00:33:29,362 --> 00:33:32,073 -Where are you going? -Huh? I'm thinking. 453 00:33:32,156 --> 00:33:35,034 We had Agent Wallace working undercover in his bottled water factory-- 454 00:33:35,117 --> 00:33:36,827 That is, until last week. 455 00:33:36,911 --> 00:33:40,289 Wallace calls on his cell phone to tell us the operation had reached critical mass, 456 00:33:40,373 --> 00:33:41,958 and suddenly, wham, dead. 457 00:33:54,512 --> 00:33:57,515 As you requested, a Klineholtz bolt-action nine-millimeter, 458 00:33:57,598 --> 00:34:00,643 titanium folding stock with 20-time infrared sniper scope 459 00:34:00,726 --> 00:34:02,728 and counter-weighted micro-rifle barrel. 460 00:34:05,606 --> 00:34:08,776 My favorite gun. But I don't kill people anymore. 461 00:34:08,859 --> 00:34:11,904 Killing? You're planting a bug. 462 00:34:11,988 --> 00:34:15,449 It was all in that "crap" file. 463 00:34:15,533 --> 00:34:17,285 Go look through your binoculars. 464 00:34:23,749 --> 00:34:26,294 [beeping] 465 00:34:54,947 --> 00:34:57,325 They're arriving. Ready? 466 00:34:58,117 --> 00:35:01,162 It's critical we get a listening device in Banning's meeting. 467 00:35:01,245 --> 00:35:04,081 -[beeping] -Range, 962 feet. 468 00:35:05,833 --> 00:35:07,168 Aim for the briefcase. 469 00:35:08,127 --> 00:35:10,046 Should be a piece of cake for you, sir. 470 00:35:13,507 --> 00:35:15,968 -[man screaming] -[ship horn blowing] 471 00:35:19,055 --> 00:35:20,848 You kind of missed. 472 00:35:22,892 --> 00:35:25,686 [beeping] 473 00:35:54,006 --> 00:35:56,175 In the year 2001, 474 00:35:56,258 --> 00:36:00,930 $35 billion worth of bottled water was consumed worldwide. 475 00:36:01,013 --> 00:36:04,600 Today, bottled water costs more per gallon than gasoline. 476 00:36:04,684 --> 00:36:08,938 We, my friends, are the new oil barons. 477 00:36:09,021 --> 00:36:12,900 We at Banning Springs have developed a new filtration process 478 00:36:12,983 --> 00:36:17,154 that would protect your assets against the biological holocaust that's coming. 479 00:36:17,863 --> 00:36:20,950 -Looks like we got company. -C.S.A. would be my bet. 480 00:36:23,244 --> 00:36:26,747 You've heard what I have to say. Now I'd like to hear you. 481 00:36:26,831 --> 00:36:29,792 How much is this plan going to cost us? 482 00:36:29,875 --> 00:36:31,836 It won't cost you a penny out of pocket. 483 00:36:31,919 --> 00:36:36,382 All I ask is to become your slightly-more-than-equal partner. 484 00:36:36,465 --> 00:36:39,218 [Del] Banning says he's got the only process to make their water safe. 485 00:36:39,301 --> 00:36:41,679 But to use it, they've got to give him half of their companies? 486 00:36:41,762 --> 00:36:45,808 He's trying to muscle these guys into selling their companies to him. 487 00:36:46,976 --> 00:36:49,395 Banning says that their water sources are in danger. 488 00:36:49,478 --> 00:36:52,773 Something about everyone being defenseless against more deadly forms of bacteria. 489 00:36:53,983 --> 00:36:56,736 I can barely make out what he's saying. Do you want to listen to this? 490 00:37:00,406 --> 00:37:02,742 -What do you think that means, sir? -Del Blaine! 491 00:37:02,825 --> 00:37:04,535 [Del] Yeah, I'll be there in a minute. 492 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,205 Yeah, I'd really like some help up here, sir. 493 00:37:10,583 --> 00:37:12,793 -Del Blaine! -[Del] Do you hear me, sir? 494 00:37:13,461 --> 00:37:16,046 I know this isn't as exciting as most of your missions, 495 00:37:16,130 --> 00:37:19,300 but could you humor me with just a little professionalism? 496 00:37:19,383 --> 00:37:21,761 I'd really love some help-- 497 00:37:21,844 --> 00:37:23,179 What are you doing? 498 00:37:25,931 --> 00:37:28,225 What's with the jumpy-jumpy? 499 00:37:28,309 --> 00:37:29,685 -Take off your headphones! -What? 500 00:37:29,769 --> 00:37:30,770 Your headphones! 501 00:37:40,029 --> 00:37:42,406 Okay. Chapter six of the training manual. 502 00:37:42,490 --> 00:37:44,325 Unarmed assailant, frontal attack. 503 00:37:44,408 --> 00:37:47,661 Begin! Stomach, head, stomach, head! 504 00:37:52,208 --> 00:37:54,043 -[snarls] -[whimpers] 505 00:37:58,005 --> 00:38:01,884 God! What's my name? Yeah! 506 00:38:13,813 --> 00:38:15,523 You okay? [groans] 507 00:38:15,606 --> 00:38:17,525 Oh! Where the hell have you been? 508 00:38:19,235 --> 00:38:21,445 -Stop pushing! -My hand! 509 00:38:21,529 --> 00:38:22,905 Aaah! 510 00:38:25,366 --> 00:38:28,410 [squealing] 511 00:38:36,126 --> 00:38:37,711 Yeah! Not bad! 512 00:38:38,462 --> 00:38:42,758 Sir! Sir! Are you okay, sir? 513 00:38:47,805 --> 00:38:48,889 Don't let go! 514 00:38:49,807 --> 00:38:51,141 [screams] 515 00:38:52,518 --> 00:38:56,063 [Del] You're-- You're ripping my sleeve! 516 00:38:56,146 --> 00:38:57,398 [screams] 517 00:38:58,107 --> 00:39:00,568 No, no! No, not my ring! 518 00:39:00,651 --> 00:39:03,320 -Aaah! -Sir! 519 00:39:04,405 --> 00:39:05,823 My ring. 520 00:39:05,906 --> 00:39:08,617 [screaming] 521 00:39:14,790 --> 00:39:16,083 Oh, my God! 522 00:39:34,018 --> 00:39:37,313 This was not part of the plan. 523 00:39:41,358 --> 00:39:42,526 Del Blaine! 524 00:39:52,453 --> 00:39:53,537 Del-- 525 00:40:29,156 --> 00:40:30,366 Confidence. 526 00:40:43,587 --> 00:40:44,672 Del-- 527 00:40:58,769 --> 00:41:02,272 [mouthing words] 528 00:41:24,294 --> 00:41:25,629 Nice, moron! 529 00:41:25,713 --> 00:41:27,589 Not in the manual! 530 00:41:29,133 --> 00:41:31,719 Ugh! Creep! 531 00:41:31,802 --> 00:41:34,596 [tires squealing] 532 00:41:56,201 --> 00:41:58,746 Del Blaine, stop! 533 00:42:05,586 --> 00:42:08,589 [shrieks] Get off of me! 534 00:42:10,257 --> 00:42:11,633 Why didn't you stop? 535 00:42:11,717 --> 00:42:13,594 What the hell is wrong with you? 536 00:42:13,677 --> 00:42:16,513 How do you fall off a building and end up... 537 00:42:18,140 --> 00:42:20,559 -You okay? -[exhaling sharply] 538 00:42:20,642 --> 00:42:24,688 [both exhaling sharply] 539 00:42:24,772 --> 00:42:26,607 Would you stop that? 540 00:42:27,858 --> 00:42:31,153 -[Jimmy] It's okay. -I am in the car with a psychopath! 541 00:42:31,236 --> 00:42:32,738 We are not safe. 542 00:42:32,821 --> 00:42:34,615 -Are you upset? -Why would I be upset? 543 00:42:34,698 --> 00:42:38,035 I always wanted to begin and end my career with a big, fat failure! 544 00:42:38,118 --> 00:42:40,788 Thank you very much, Mr. Devlin. 545 00:42:40,871 --> 00:42:42,831 It's my first time. 546 00:42:42,915 --> 00:42:45,959 I mean, every mission is like my first time. 547 00:42:46,043 --> 00:42:48,962 It's so difficult being Clark Devlin. 548 00:42:50,047 --> 00:42:51,215 Oh. 549 00:42:52,174 --> 00:42:53,300 Sorry. 550 00:42:55,385 --> 00:42:57,387 [screams] 551 00:42:57,471 --> 00:43:00,057 -Ah! -[coughing] 552 00:43:00,140 --> 00:43:03,852 -I didn't do that! -What is wrong with you? 553 00:43:03,936 --> 00:43:06,522 -I'm not who you think I am. -Stay away! 554 00:43:07,397 --> 00:43:10,984 I'm over-amped myself right now. Let's call it a day. 555 00:43:11,068 --> 00:43:13,278 Get some rest and medication. 556 00:43:13,362 --> 00:43:16,281 -What? -We'll be in communication. 557 00:43:16,365 --> 00:43:17,366 Oh. 558 00:43:22,079 --> 00:43:23,914 I don't have your phone number! 559 00:43:23,997 --> 00:43:25,791 [tires squealing] 560 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:35,884 [Del] Who am I kidding? 561 00:43:35,968 --> 00:43:38,679 I have no idea what I'm doing or why I'm doing it. 562 00:43:38,762 --> 00:43:41,640 [Steena] I felt the same way when I took my first field assignment. 563 00:43:41,723 --> 00:43:44,309 Then I met Clark Devlin and life just got a whole lot better. 564 00:43:44,393 --> 00:43:46,687 And a little more complicated. 565 00:43:46,770 --> 00:43:48,772 -[man 1] Can we get a close-- -[man 2] How do we pan down? 566 00:43:48,856 --> 00:43:50,482 [man 1] Yeah, just hit the second button there. 567 00:43:50,566 --> 00:43:52,484 [Del] Everybody warned me he was unorthodox, 568 00:43:52,568 --> 00:43:55,070 but he's way irrational, bordering on nutso. 569 00:43:55,154 --> 00:43:57,030 [man 1] And we'll just get... That's it. 570 00:43:57,114 --> 00:43:58,866 -[man 2] There you are. -[man 1] That's it there. 571 00:43:58,949 --> 00:44:01,285 -[man 2] Look at that. -[man 1] Move it over just a bit. 572 00:44:01,368 --> 00:44:03,328 He's getting under your skin, isn't he? 573 00:44:03,412 --> 00:44:06,707 He got under my skin once, and I'm still feeling it. 574 00:44:09,751 --> 00:44:11,420 Yeah. You told me. 575 00:44:11,503 --> 00:44:12,921 What about his English? 576 00:44:13,005 --> 00:44:16,466 I can never understand half of what he says. But don't you love his accent? 577 00:44:16,550 --> 00:44:20,137 -She can't hear anything, can she? -I don't think so. Whoa! 578 00:44:20,220 --> 00:44:22,723 God, I wish I was still back in the field. 579 00:44:22,806 --> 00:44:24,641 -[gun cocks] -[exhales] 580 00:44:24,725 --> 00:44:26,852 How do you like me now? 581 00:44:34,193 --> 00:44:36,278 She's got issues, man. 582 00:44:36,361 --> 00:44:41,116 -[man 2] Oh-- Can your girlfriend shoot-- -[man 1] A groin out of a target? 583 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,202 Let's go. Let's get our nails done. 584 00:44:44,912 --> 00:44:46,038 Okay. 585 00:44:46,121 --> 00:44:47,915 [Steena] Have a nice day, boys. 586 00:44:53,545 --> 00:44:55,839 They ran out of "Get Well Soon." 587 00:44:55,923 --> 00:44:58,467 You said to wear this, but I don't know. 588 00:44:58,550 --> 00:45:01,845 Being Clark Devlin is not easy. 589 00:45:01,929 --> 00:45:03,764 [phone ringing] 590 00:45:05,641 --> 00:45:06,892 [line ringing] 591 00:45:06,975 --> 00:45:07,976 Hello. 592 00:45:08,060 --> 00:45:10,812 [Del] So, Mr. Devlin, how are you feeling today? 593 00:45:13,023 --> 00:45:14,900 Not so good, I'm afraid. 594 00:45:14,983 --> 00:45:17,611 Well, you've got a few hours to pull yourself together. 595 00:45:17,694 --> 00:45:18,695 What do you mean? 596 00:45:18,779 --> 00:45:22,324 After the fiasco with planting the bug, I'd say we have only one choice. 597 00:45:22,407 --> 00:45:24,868 Level one surveillance. 598 00:45:24,952 --> 00:45:27,120 -In other words? -Infiltration. 599 00:45:27,204 --> 00:45:29,915 Banning is gonna be at the Landford Hotel tonight entertaining three new partners. 600 00:45:29,998 --> 00:45:34,086 Chalmers has agreed to get us at the next table. 601 00:45:34,169 --> 00:45:36,004 Is this a black-tie event? 602 00:45:36,088 --> 00:45:38,173 No, but I'm sure you'll wear whatever you want. 603 00:45:38,257 --> 00:45:41,093 -Maybe we can find Walter Strider. -Meet you there at 8:00. 604 00:45:41,927 --> 00:45:44,888 -[Devlin groans] Water... -What? 605 00:45:44,972 --> 00:45:48,016 -Water strider... -Mr. Clark Devlin? 606 00:45:49,101 --> 00:45:51,561 -What are you doing? -What? 607 00:45:51,645 --> 00:45:55,691 -Huh? Uh, he needs help. -Security! Security! 608 00:45:55,774 --> 00:45:58,193 ["At Last" playing] 609 00:46:03,865 --> 00:46:08,537 ♪ At last ♪ 610 00:46:11,623 --> 00:46:15,836 ♪ My love has come along ♪ 611 00:46:20,048 --> 00:46:25,095 ♪ My lonely days are over ♪ 612 00:46:26,096 --> 00:46:27,889 -[Jimmy] Del Blaine. -Hey. 613 00:46:27,973 --> 00:46:31,810 I know how partial you are to that monkey suit of yours, so I got gussied up. 614 00:46:31,893 --> 00:46:34,521 Good job. You gussy very well. 615 00:46:34,604 --> 00:46:37,858 Ooh, and here's a little something for you. 616 00:46:37,941 --> 00:46:39,693 Oh. 617 00:46:39,776 --> 00:46:42,571 Thank you. Sorry, I don't have anything for you. 618 00:46:42,654 --> 00:46:45,741 -It's a video camera. -Shh. Act normal. 619 00:46:45,824 --> 00:46:48,118 -We don't want everybody to know. -Sorry. 620 00:46:48,201 --> 00:46:49,703 -Ah, good evening. -Good evening. 621 00:46:49,786 --> 00:46:51,496 -Name, please. -Name? 622 00:46:51,580 --> 00:46:53,290 Um... 623 00:46:57,336 --> 00:46:58,795 Lincoln. 624 00:46:58,879 --> 00:47:00,672 [both chuckle] 625 00:47:00,756 --> 00:47:02,466 Washington. 626 00:47:04,092 --> 00:47:05,177 Washington. 627 00:47:08,180 --> 00:47:11,391 You're a billionaire and you try to grease the guy with seven bucks? 628 00:47:11,475 --> 00:47:14,061 You think I have money to throw away? 629 00:47:14,144 --> 00:47:16,938 -You on the list? -Perfect. 630 00:47:17,022 --> 00:47:19,733 -Let me talk to him. -No. We'll do this my way. 631 00:47:19,816 --> 00:47:23,653 I've got a T-135 disorientation module. You just stand there. 632 00:47:24,696 --> 00:47:29,076 Hi. Could you hold this for me? Thanks. 633 00:47:29,785 --> 00:47:32,913 Now, where did I put those tickets? 634 00:47:34,247 --> 00:47:36,833 -Hey, Snowman. -What's happening? 635 00:47:36,917 --> 00:47:38,585 What's happening, Snowman? 636 00:47:38,668 --> 00:47:41,004 -What's happening, Snowman? -Hey, hey. 637 00:47:45,675 --> 00:47:46,885 Oh, hey! 638 00:47:47,761 --> 00:47:50,555 I can't believe it. James Brown. 639 00:47:51,181 --> 00:47:53,183 The Godfather of Soul. 640 00:47:55,685 --> 00:47:58,063 -Hello, Mr. Brown. -[Brown] What's happening? 641 00:47:58,146 --> 00:48:01,066 Forgive us for bothering you. We came to see your show and-- 642 00:48:01,149 --> 00:48:03,318 -She forgot to make reservations. -Don't worry about it. 643 00:48:03,402 --> 00:48:05,070 I can get tickets for the front row for you. 644 00:48:05,153 --> 00:48:07,531 Oh! Thank you very much, Mr. Brown. 645 00:48:07,614 --> 00:48:09,199 See? Things worked out. 646 00:48:09,282 --> 00:48:11,201 [Brown] There's one more thing I'd like to say. 647 00:48:11,284 --> 00:48:14,704 It's not the in thing today to give compliments to a young lady, 648 00:48:14,788 --> 00:48:16,832 but I just gotta let you know that 649 00:48:16,915 --> 00:48:19,668 you got a nice rack. 650 00:48:19,751 --> 00:48:22,212 Oh! Thank you, Mr. Brown. 651 00:48:22,295 --> 00:48:23,505 Enjoy the show. 652 00:48:23,588 --> 00:48:25,674 Whoa! [groans] 653 00:48:25,757 --> 00:48:27,926 -[gasps] -What is wrong with you? 654 00:48:28,009 --> 00:48:29,678 He fell down by himself! 655 00:48:29,761 --> 00:48:31,680 You killed James Brown. 656 00:48:31,763 --> 00:48:32,806 No, he's fine. 657 00:48:32,889 --> 00:48:35,767 He's not fine. And Banning is gonna leave. 658 00:48:35,851 --> 00:48:37,060 Don't panic. 659 00:48:37,144 --> 00:48:39,813 -Oh, my God. Oh, my God. -[Del] Are you praying? 660 00:48:41,022 --> 00:48:43,275 Miss Cleo told me this would happen. 661 00:48:43,358 --> 00:48:45,235 4 .99-a-minute Miss Cleo? 662 00:48:45,318 --> 00:48:47,863 Just go out and tell them Mr. Brown is not here. 663 00:48:47,946 --> 00:48:49,781 There will be another act. 664 00:48:51,366 --> 00:48:52,826 Nice to meet you. 665 00:48:54,703 --> 00:48:57,789 [emcee] And right about now, 666 00:48:57,873 --> 00:49:02,335 it is style time! 667 00:49:04,171 --> 00:49:05,922 If you will, ladies and gentlemen, 668 00:49:06,006 --> 00:49:09,134 introducing the hardest-working man in show business, 669 00:49:09,217 --> 00:49:11,470 ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Dynamite, 670 00:49:11,553 --> 00:49:14,764 -James Brown! -[crowd cheering] 671 00:49:21,980 --> 00:49:24,733 -Uh, ladies and gentlemen... -[man] What's going on? 672 00:49:24,816 --> 00:49:27,903 ...Mr. James Brown will not be appearing tonight 673 00:49:27,986 --> 00:49:30,947 -due to unforeseen circumstances. -[crowd groaning] 674 00:49:31,698 --> 00:49:37,412 But stay where you are because the Landford Hotel is proud to present 675 00:49:37,496 --> 00:49:39,748 the Last Emperor of Soul. 676 00:49:39,831 --> 00:49:43,084 And, well, here he is! 677 00:49:43,168 --> 00:49:46,796 [crowd groaning, laughing] 678 00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:47,881 Hi. 679 00:49:48,757 --> 00:49:50,717 Hi, everybody. Good evening. 680 00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:52,552 [laughs] 681 00:49:52,636 --> 00:49:53,970 How are you tonight? 682 00:49:54,054 --> 00:49:55,722 [man] Go home! 683 00:49:55,805 --> 00:49:57,140 [booing] 684 00:49:57,224 --> 00:49:59,100 [Jimmy] Who wants to get funky tonight? 685 00:49:59,184 --> 00:50:00,644 Go ahead and make it funky. 686 00:50:00,727 --> 00:50:01,937 Yeah! 687 00:50:02,020 --> 00:50:05,774 ['Get Up (I Feel Like Being a) Sex Machine" playing] 688 00:50:07,859 --> 00:50:11,196 - ♪ Getup ♪ - ♪ Get on up ♪ 689 00:50:11,279 --> 00:50:15,909 - ♪ Get on up yall ♪ - ♪ Get on up ♪ 690 00:50:15,992 --> 00:50:19,871 - ♪ Get on up ♪ - ♪ Get on up ♪ 691 00:50:19,955 --> 00:50:23,583 - ♪ Stay on the scene ♪ - ♪ Get on up ♪ 692 00:50:23,667 --> 00:50:27,796 - ♪ Like a sex machine ♪ - ♪ Get on up ♪ 693 00:50:27,879 --> 00:50:32,133 - ♪ Get on up ♪ - ♪ Get on up ♪ 694 00:50:32,217 --> 00:50:35,887 - ♪ Stay on the scene ♪ - ♪ Get on up ♪ 695 00:50:35,971 --> 00:50:39,891 - ♪ Like a sex machine ♪ - ♪ Get on up ♪ 696 00:50:39,975 --> 00:50:42,519 ♪ Wait a minute, shake your arm ♪ 697 00:50:42,602 --> 00:50:44,396 ♪ Then use your form ♪ 698 00:50:44,479 --> 00:50:48,567 ♪ Stay on the scene, like a sex machine ♪ 699 00:50:48,650 --> 00:50:52,696 ♪ You got to have the feelin' Sure as you're born ♪ 700 00:50:52,779 --> 00:50:56,575 ♪ Get it together Right on, right on ♪ 701 00:50:56,658 --> 00:50:58,743 -♪ Right on, right on ♪ -♪ Right on, right on ♪ 702 00:50:58,827 --> 00:51:00,704 -♪ Right on, right on ♪ -♪ Right on, right on ♪ 703 00:51:00,787 --> 00:51:02,872 -♪ Right on, right on ♪ -♪ Right on, right on ♪ 704 00:51:02,956 --> 00:51:05,041 -♪ Right on, right on ♪ -♪ Right on, right on ♪ 705 00:51:09,337 --> 00:51:11,381 [crowd gasps] 706 00:51:11,464 --> 00:51:13,133 [woman squeals] 707 00:51:32,736 --> 00:51:33,987 [screams] 708 00:51:34,070 --> 00:51:35,530 [exclaiming] 709 00:51:36,781 --> 00:51:38,074 Ooh! 710 00:52:08,897 --> 00:52:12,442 [muffled music, cheering] 711 00:52:12,525 --> 00:52:14,361 Good God! 712 00:52:16,154 --> 00:52:18,073 -Looks like you had fun up there. -Ugh. 713 00:52:18,156 --> 00:52:20,950 I was blending. That's what agents do. Would you please stop? 714 00:52:21,034 --> 00:52:23,286 I'd like to get to Banning's table before morning. 715 00:52:23,370 --> 00:52:25,955 Whoa! Hey, slut, thanks! 716 00:52:26,039 --> 00:52:28,041 I hate celebrities who brush off their fans. 717 00:52:28,124 --> 00:52:31,002 Banning's girlfriend has been drinking. She might be able to tell-- 718 00:52:31,086 --> 00:52:32,087 -Clark! -Yes? 719 00:52:32,170 --> 00:52:35,465 Stop. Get on the scene, sex machine. 720 00:52:38,093 --> 00:52:39,135 Hi. 721 00:52:40,804 --> 00:52:43,682 -Hi. Good evening. -Hello. 722 00:52:43,765 --> 00:52:47,560 Well, we're all vaguely honored you could join us, I suppose. 723 00:52:47,644 --> 00:52:51,189 Singing is my favorite type of music. 724 00:52:51,272 --> 00:52:52,816 Admirable. 725 00:52:52,899 --> 00:52:56,736 Regrettably, this is my vacuous fiancée. 726 00:52:56,820 --> 00:52:59,864 I think her name is Cheryl something. 727 00:52:59,948 --> 00:53:02,826 Charmed. I could look at you all day. 728 00:53:04,285 --> 00:53:06,913 You ever dance unprofessionally, 729 00:53:06,996 --> 00:53:08,748 Emperor? 730 00:53:08,832 --> 00:53:10,417 Let's see what I can do. 731 00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:12,335 -[Cheryl giggles] -[Jimmy] Oh. Excuse us. 732 00:53:14,003 --> 00:53:15,004 Of course. 733 00:53:15,088 --> 00:53:17,340 [Latin music playing] 734 00:53:17,424 --> 00:53:18,800 Do you know how to mambo? 735 00:53:18,883 --> 00:53:19,926 I hope so. 736 00:53:22,887 --> 00:53:25,390 Whoo! [laughing] 737 00:53:25,473 --> 00:53:28,768 [seductive jazz music plays] 738 00:53:35,817 --> 00:53:38,903 Hmm. '92 Dasani. 739 00:53:38,987 --> 00:53:42,157 Gentle bouquet with a hint of vinyl polychloride. 740 00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:45,577 Earthy, yet ethereal. 741 00:53:45,660 --> 00:53:47,120 Cheers. 742 00:53:48,204 --> 00:53:49,414 Oops. 743 00:53:50,081 --> 00:53:51,583 I spilled. 744 00:54:00,383 --> 00:54:03,386 [Jimmy] You and Banning seem very close. Tell me about his work. 745 00:54:04,679 --> 00:54:06,181 I don't want to talk about him. 746 00:54:06,264 --> 00:54:09,851 I want to talk about you. Such a handsome devil. 747 00:54:10,935 --> 00:54:12,312 So are you. 748 00:54:13,688 --> 00:54:17,442 [Banning] When I can't sleep at night, which is quite often, 749 00:54:17,525 --> 00:54:20,069 I step into my laboratory and I play. 750 00:54:20,153 --> 00:54:21,696 It's not work, you see. 751 00:54:21,780 --> 00:54:26,493 It's glorious, wet play. 752 00:54:26,576 --> 00:54:31,539 Well, maybe I can come over and play. 753 00:54:31,623 --> 00:54:34,125 That would be very nice. 754 00:54:34,751 --> 00:54:36,628 The thing is... 755 00:54:37,754 --> 00:54:40,423 I have a small problem... 756 00:54:41,591 --> 00:54:43,176 trusting people. 757 00:54:44,135 --> 00:54:47,514 I don't know if I can trust myself with you, Diedrich. 758 00:54:50,308 --> 00:54:53,394 Maybe we can come up with a way for you to prove-- 759 00:55:00,318 --> 00:55:03,655 Her name is Del Blaine. She's CS A. 760 00:55:04,322 --> 00:55:06,241 Oh, bloody hell. 761 00:55:06,324 --> 00:55:09,077 He drives a BMW registered to Clark Devlin. 762 00:55:10,203 --> 00:55:15,083 You told me you dealt with Devlin with the skateboard bomb. 763 00:55:15,166 --> 00:55:17,544 Yeah, well, he looks pretty alive to me. 764 00:55:18,253 --> 00:55:21,965 Pretty good dancer. He's all over Cheryl. Want me to do something about that? 765 00:55:22,882 --> 00:55:27,178 No. Maybe the rancid tart might actually be of some use for once. 766 00:55:27,262 --> 00:55:28,680 Get the boys, would you? 767 00:55:30,515 --> 00:55:34,561 Whoo! I am so bushed! 768 00:55:34,644 --> 00:55:36,604 I'm sorry. You'll have to excuse me. 769 00:55:36,688 --> 00:55:38,898 Unfortunate interrupt us. 770 00:55:38,982 --> 00:55:42,402 So, my long streak of love, here is the key to the hospitality suite, 771 00:55:42,485 --> 00:55:44,863 should you feel the need to spend the night. 772 00:55:44,946 --> 00:55:46,406 Goodbye. 773 00:55:47,156 --> 00:55:51,828 Well, I think I'll just go up to room 72-- excuse me-- 68 774 00:55:51,911 --> 00:55:53,496 and take a long, hot bath. 775 00:55:53,580 --> 00:55:57,041 In room 7268. 776 00:55:57,125 --> 00:55:58,835 -Good night. -Good night. 777 00:56:03,923 --> 00:56:07,427 And once again, we end up with nothing. 778 00:56:07,510 --> 00:56:10,054 -I can get her to talk. -And say what? 779 00:56:10,138 --> 00:56:12,974 [imitating Cheryl] "Oh, Emperor, would you sign my bra? 780 00:56:13,057 --> 00:56:15,810 Oops, I'm not wearing one." 781 00:56:15,894 --> 00:56:19,105 What is it with you and bras? She has information. 782 00:56:19,188 --> 00:56:22,358 [normal voice] Oh, right. And that's why you have to go up to her hotel room. 783 00:56:22,442 --> 00:56:24,110 You have never seen my work. 784 00:56:24,944 --> 00:56:27,530 This is what Clark Devlin does best. 785 00:56:27,614 --> 00:56:29,073 Can I go home? 786 00:56:29,157 --> 00:56:32,410 -No! You have to cover me. -With what? A shot of penicillin? 787 00:56:32,493 --> 00:56:35,830 -Huh? -Fine. I'll be waiting by the pool. 788 00:56:35,914 --> 00:56:38,917 Wait. What's her room number again? 789 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,252 [imitating Cheryl] 7268. 790 00:56:41,336 --> 00:56:44,714 7268, 7268, 7268... 791 00:57:12,617 --> 00:57:14,994 [RandB music playing on stereo] 792 00:57:15,078 --> 00:57:16,329 Yoo-hoo! 793 00:57:17,497 --> 00:57:18,831 Cheryl. 794 00:57:19,540 --> 00:57:23,962 [Cheryl] Hey, you little devil. What kind of bubbles do you like? 795 00:57:24,045 --> 00:57:27,340 Little or big? 796 00:57:30,259 --> 00:57:32,428 Hang it for me, will you? 797 00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:41,854 So, I know you can dance. 798 00:57:41,938 --> 00:57:44,482 But what else can you do? 799 00:57:44,565 --> 00:57:46,526 Get on the bed. I'll show you. 800 00:57:46,609 --> 00:57:48,861 [giggling] 801 00:57:51,823 --> 00:57:54,826 Okay, Mr. Devlin, let's see your magic. 802 00:57:55,785 --> 00:57:59,455 [Cheryl moans] Oh, my God, your hands are like a machine. 803 00:57:59,539 --> 00:58:02,500 I'm never working with him again. 804 00:58:02,583 --> 00:58:06,337 So, tell me about Diedrich's good friend, Walter Strider. 805 00:58:06,421 --> 00:58:09,173 [moaning] Oh! Never heard of him. 806 00:58:09,882 --> 00:58:11,467 But I know Dry Martini. 807 00:58:11,551 --> 00:58:13,886 Maybe someone should mix us a couple. 808 00:58:13,970 --> 00:58:15,471 Y-O-U. 809 00:58:15,555 --> 00:58:17,098 Spells you. 810 00:58:19,517 --> 00:58:21,728 [chuckles] Oh. 811 00:58:23,521 --> 00:58:26,065 -You're smart. -Really? 812 00:58:26,733 --> 00:58:28,568 And a good speller. 813 00:58:28,651 --> 00:58:32,613 Thanks. I graduated top two-thirds of my sixth-grade class. 814 00:58:35,950 --> 00:58:37,243 What a gentleman. 815 00:58:41,581 --> 00:58:45,001 Look, it's Cocktail Barbie. 816 00:58:45,084 --> 00:58:47,545 -Take your clothes off and stay. -I like my clothes on! 817 00:58:47,628 --> 00:58:48,838 Kinky boy! 818 00:58:48,921 --> 00:58:50,590 Where did you get that pin? 819 00:58:50,673 --> 00:58:53,801 Oh. Diedrich. Want to have a closer look? 820 00:58:58,556 --> 00:58:59,766 Sorry. 821 00:58:59,849 --> 00:59:02,727 -Look at the time. I gotta go. -Oh, Emperor! 822 00:59:02,810 --> 00:59:04,979 -[gasps] -[exclaiming] 823 00:59:05,063 --> 00:59:07,190 Where are you going? 824 00:59:07,273 --> 00:59:08,316 [Jimmy] What are you doing? 825 00:59:08,399 --> 00:59:09,859 [Cheryl] Emperor! 826 00:59:12,653 --> 00:59:15,615 Where are you going, you naughty boy? 827 00:59:15,698 --> 00:59:18,534 I adore romance when it's rough! 828 00:59:18,618 --> 00:59:21,204 [both grunting] 829 00:59:22,205 --> 00:59:23,498 [both shouting] 830 00:59:23,581 --> 00:59:26,667 [choking] 831 00:59:31,214 --> 00:59:33,257 [shouts] 832 00:59:33,341 --> 00:59:35,343 Come back here! You're dead meat! Come on! 833 00:59:40,181 --> 00:59:42,600 -[screaming] -[grunting] 834 00:59:49,065 --> 00:59:51,109 -[panting] -[giggling] 835 00:59:51,192 --> 00:59:52,193 Take a bath! 836 00:59:52,276 --> 00:59:55,404 Yes! Because I've been a dirty, dirty girl. 837 00:59:55,488 --> 00:59:56,489 [kisses] 838 00:59:56,572 --> 00:59:59,534 -[exhales] Go fill the tub. -Do you like it with bubbles? 839 00:59:59,617 --> 01:00:00,785 Hot bubbles! 840 01:00:00,868 --> 01:00:02,453 -Yippee! -Yippee! 841 01:00:02,537 --> 01:00:04,956 [both squealing] 842 01:00:05,039 --> 01:00:08,417 [Cheryl] ♪ Tiny bubbles in my wine ♪ 843 01:00:08,501 --> 01:00:10,211 ♪ Makes me feel fine ♪ 844 01:00:10,294 --> 01:00:13,297 Come on, her voice reminds me of my mother. 845 01:00:14,006 --> 01:00:16,425 [Cheryl] Is that room service? 846 01:00:39,532 --> 01:00:41,409 What's happening? 847 01:00:43,536 --> 01:00:48,916 [Cheryl] What's going on under those cute little boxers of yours? 848 01:01:03,347 --> 01:01:05,850 Emperor, the bubbles are perfect! 849 01:01:07,643 --> 01:01:10,563 Come to mama, Emperor! 850 01:01:10,646 --> 01:01:11,647 Coming! 851 01:01:16,402 --> 01:01:17,403 [yelps] 852 01:01:36,631 --> 01:01:38,007 [Del] Help! 853 01:01:39,050 --> 01:01:40,551 [shrieks] 854 01:01:47,308 --> 01:01:50,561 Say good night, Agent. 855 01:01:50,645 --> 01:01:52,647 Del Blaine. Del Blaine! 856 01:01:53,731 --> 01:01:57,276 [man screaming] 857 01:02:07,995 --> 01:02:09,497 Sorry! 858 01:02:11,916 --> 01:02:14,710 -[Cheryl] Emperor! -This is not what I signed up for! 859 01:02:14,794 --> 01:02:16,921 -[Cheryl] I need my bathroom bud. -She's taking a bath. 860 01:02:17,004 --> 01:02:18,297 What happened to your nose? 861 01:02:18,381 --> 01:02:20,508 [gasping] 862 01:02:20,591 --> 01:02:21,717 [Del] Sorry! 863 01:02:22,677 --> 01:02:23,803 Honeymooners. 864 01:02:23,886 --> 01:02:26,055 Yeah, some things never change. 865 01:02:26,138 --> 01:02:29,892 [Cheryl] Emperor! Emperor, come back! 866 01:02:29,976 --> 01:02:31,143 Please! 867 01:02:33,562 --> 01:02:35,314 -Oh... -[door rattling] 868 01:02:35,398 --> 01:02:38,442 Come on. Get going! 869 01:02:39,902 --> 01:02:41,195 [Del] Ouch! 870 01:02:41,279 --> 01:02:43,406 Can't you do anything? 871 01:02:45,324 --> 01:02:47,118 Why are you so mad? 872 01:02:47,201 --> 01:02:49,078 Gee, let me think. 873 01:02:49,161 --> 01:02:52,039 Because big, ugly men are trying to kill me? 874 01:02:52,123 --> 01:02:56,460 Because I got stuck with a millionaire playboy dilettante for a partner? 875 01:02:56,544 --> 01:02:59,130 You don't care how you make people feel. 876 01:02:59,213 --> 01:03:02,091 I happen to be an extremely sensitive person. 877 01:03:02,174 --> 01:03:03,342 [groans] 878 01:03:05,469 --> 01:03:08,472 Okay. You think you know feelings. Look at me. 879 01:03:09,515 --> 01:03:11,017 How do I feel? 880 01:03:12,101 --> 01:03:13,936 -Sick. -Sad! 881 01:03:14,020 --> 01:03:15,271 What about now? 882 01:03:17,898 --> 01:03:19,191 Constipated. 883 01:03:21,027 --> 01:03:22,320 Creepy. 884 01:03:22,403 --> 01:03:23,946 Horny. 885 01:03:24,947 --> 01:03:26,532 [laughing] ...is funny. 886 01:03:26,615 --> 01:03:28,159 [grunting] ...is angry. 887 01:03:28,242 --> 01:03:29,660 Aaah... is crazy. 888 01:03:29,744 --> 01:03:30,995 You know nothing. 889 01:03:31,078 --> 01:03:33,497 This is why you don't have a boyfriend. 890 01:03:33,581 --> 01:03:35,916 No wonder you didn't get anything from Banning. 891 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,128 Oh. Right, I didn't get anything from Banning, 892 01:03:39,211 --> 01:03:41,922 -except where his frigging lab is. -Where? 893 01:03:42,006 --> 01:03:45,134 Let's see if the great master agent can figure it out. 894 01:03:45,217 --> 01:03:47,636 Banning said he sometimes has trouble sleeping. 895 01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:50,598 Big secret. All men have trouble sleeping. 896 01:03:50,681 --> 01:03:54,268 Sometimes at night he goes down and works in his lab. 897 01:03:55,019 --> 01:03:56,562 He sleeps in his lab? 898 01:03:56,645 --> 01:03:58,189 He sleeps in his bedroom. 899 01:03:58,272 --> 01:04:01,567 -His lab's in his bedroom? -No. 900 01:04:01,650 --> 01:04:03,527 Get your facts straight. 901 01:04:03,611 --> 01:04:06,614 His lab is at his house. 902 01:04:06,697 --> 01:04:09,283 His casa. Where he lives. Get it? 903 01:04:12,286 --> 01:04:13,287 Excellent. 904 01:04:14,538 --> 01:04:17,708 You passed the test. I'll put in a good word with the boss. 905 01:04:17,792 --> 01:04:19,377 Let's go see Chalmers tonight. 906 01:04:19,460 --> 01:04:21,504 No. Keep him out of this. 907 01:04:21,587 --> 01:04:23,381 Just you and me. 908 01:04:23,464 --> 01:04:26,175 If you're so good at this, tell me something about me. 909 01:04:27,301 --> 01:04:28,511 Okay. 910 01:04:29,762 --> 01:04:31,389 You have a big crush on me. 911 01:04:32,181 --> 01:04:33,766 And I know your name is Del Blaine. 912 01:04:34,725 --> 01:04:37,520 First of all, you wish. And... 913 01:04:39,063 --> 01:04:40,898 my real name is Delilah. 914 01:04:40,981 --> 01:04:42,441 Delilah? 915 01:04:44,568 --> 01:04:45,736 Suits you. 916 01:04:47,780 --> 01:04:49,365 -Hey. -Hmm? 917 01:05:00,126 --> 01:05:04,046 -[Jimmy grunting] -Oh! [giggling] 918 01:05:04,130 --> 01:05:06,882 Oh, Emperor! 919 01:05:06,966 --> 01:05:10,302 Oh, God, Clark, isn't anything sacred? 920 01:05:10,386 --> 01:05:13,973 Ow! Rug burns are so sexy! 921 01:05:14,056 --> 01:05:15,349 It's the driver! 922 01:05:21,981 --> 01:05:23,274 Thank you. 923 01:05:23,357 --> 01:05:24,442 Invitations? 924 01:05:24,525 --> 01:05:25,568 Yes. 925 01:05:25,651 --> 01:05:27,778 Why don't you offer him five bucks? 926 01:05:27,862 --> 01:05:29,447 I have them somewhere. 927 01:05:31,657 --> 01:05:33,617 Nice party, huh? 928 01:05:34,618 --> 01:05:38,914 So, strong, silent type. I got the whole bouncer package. 929 01:05:40,291 --> 01:05:42,251 I didn't mean your package. 930 01:05:42,334 --> 01:05:44,962 Thank you, Dr. Schwartz. 931 01:05:45,754 --> 01:05:47,590 Shalom. Come, darling. 932 01:05:50,009 --> 01:05:53,387 [Del] Product launch, my ass. Let's go find Banning's lab. 933 01:05:53,471 --> 01:05:58,309 [dance music playing] 934 01:06:26,086 --> 01:06:27,213 Let's go. 935 01:06:54,031 --> 01:06:56,116 Are you trying to get me alone? 936 01:06:56,825 --> 01:06:58,452 Where'd they go? 937 01:06:58,536 --> 01:07:02,206 Don't tell me the great Clark Devlin can't come up with an answer. 938 01:07:13,926 --> 01:07:17,513 Although, he can walk on water. 939 01:07:20,224 --> 01:07:22,560 It's a trick, right? 940 01:07:25,437 --> 01:07:28,065 [machinery whirring] 941 01:07:38,409 --> 01:07:39,618 Come on! 942 01:07:50,504 --> 01:07:51,505 Wow! 943 01:07:51,589 --> 01:07:54,174 -Mr. Devlin likes insects too. -[Del] What? 944 01:07:54,258 --> 01:07:58,345 Oh, I mean, sometimes I speak of myself in the third person. 945 01:07:58,429 --> 01:08:00,723 Hmm, Del Blaine thinks you're a freak. 946 01:08:01,849 --> 01:08:03,601 [man] Have you cleaned the tanks? 947 01:08:04,977 --> 01:08:07,396 -[Jimmy] What are they doing down there? -[Del] I don't know. 948 01:08:07,479 --> 01:08:09,523 When you're done here, go and sweep the tunnels. 949 01:08:09,607 --> 01:08:11,817 Don't use the blower. I can tell the difference. 950 01:08:11,900 --> 01:08:15,070 And don't touch the tequila. That's for me and Mr. Banning. 951 01:08:15,154 --> 01:08:17,448 -Whatever you say, Dr. Simms. -Louder. 952 01:08:17,531 --> 01:08:19,575 -Yes, Dr. Simms. -Okay, Dr. Simms. 953 01:08:19,658 --> 01:08:22,161 We better hope the little ones follow the queen. 954 01:08:22,244 --> 01:08:24,496 Well, if they don't, the stock is gonna be worthless. 955 01:08:24,580 --> 01:08:25,998 Follow the queen? 956 01:08:26,790 --> 01:08:28,959 Well, have you seen Cheryl? Maybe he's gay. 957 01:08:29,043 --> 01:08:30,919 Cheryl? No. 958 01:08:31,003 --> 01:08:33,464 [man] Man, let's get out of here. Let's go have a smoke. 959 01:08:41,930 --> 01:08:44,308 Hey, how did you... 960 01:08:45,517 --> 01:08:46,560 Whatever. 961 01:08:47,353 --> 01:08:48,520 Look at this. 962 01:08:49,688 --> 01:08:51,440 [air hissing] 963 01:08:52,107 --> 01:08:54,068 [Del] He's pinpointed the national reservoirs. 964 01:08:54,151 --> 01:08:56,403 He's going to poison the water? 965 01:08:56,487 --> 01:08:59,365 Not with that stuff. It's too detectable and there's government safeguards. 966 01:08:59,448 --> 01:09:02,159 -Let's check out the computer. -Now you're thinking. 967 01:09:02,951 --> 01:09:06,163 [device beeping] 968 01:09:06,246 --> 01:09:09,124 Who are they? They shouldn't be in the lab. 969 01:09:09,208 --> 01:09:10,668 Let's go. 970 01:09:11,669 --> 01:09:14,254 -Oh, my God. -Oh, your God, what? 971 01:09:14,338 --> 01:09:16,965 [Del] DNA recombinant microbes carrying a T-4 genome. 972 01:09:17,049 --> 01:09:18,509 English. 973 01:09:18,592 --> 01:09:21,011 Genetically-induced hydrogen-oxygen barrier. 974 01:09:21,762 --> 01:09:23,597 Normal person's English. 975 01:09:23,681 --> 01:09:25,974 [Del] Dehydrating water. Drink it, you'll shrivel up and die. 976 01:09:26,058 --> 01:09:30,062 But the big question is, how is he going to introduce it into the water supply? 977 01:09:30,145 --> 01:09:32,106 [door clanging open] 978 01:09:32,189 --> 01:09:33,565 I think we better go. 979 01:09:33,649 --> 01:09:34,692 Go. 980 01:09:37,986 --> 01:09:39,780 Quick, over there by the wall. 981 01:09:43,242 --> 01:09:44,368 Nobody here. 982 01:09:44,451 --> 01:09:46,120 Let's check the hatchery. 983 01:09:50,082 --> 01:09:51,709 [Del] You're on my foot. 984 01:09:55,421 --> 01:09:58,340 -What was that about? -Shh. Go. 985 01:10:00,134 --> 01:10:02,261 [Del] How did they miss us? What, are they blind? 986 01:10:02,761 --> 01:10:04,430 Don't look up my skirt. 987 01:10:07,766 --> 01:10:09,852 [RandB music playing] 988 01:10:09,935 --> 01:10:12,479 [chattering] 989 01:10:30,247 --> 01:10:31,665 Banning's got the bacteria, 990 01:10:31,749 --> 01:10:34,001 but he has to transport it from his lab to the water. 991 01:10:34,084 --> 01:10:36,170 -There's no way he can. -Maybe with airplanes? 992 01:10:36,253 --> 01:10:40,466 Not possible. Besides, even if he could get it to a reservoir undetected, 993 01:10:40,549 --> 01:10:43,010 an alarm would trigger the second the surface of the water is broken. 994 01:10:43,093 --> 01:10:44,928 You're really smart. 995 01:10:45,012 --> 01:10:49,391 It's an act. I'm an inexperienced girl trying to bluff her way through. 996 01:10:49,475 --> 01:10:51,018 You are? 997 01:10:51,101 --> 01:10:53,687 Come on. Stop humoring me. Just be honest. 998 01:10:56,690 --> 01:10:57,900 Honest? 999 01:10:58,901 --> 01:11:01,904 All right. You think I'm the great Clark Devlin. 1000 01:11:01,987 --> 01:11:03,447 [phone ringing] 1001 01:11:04,698 --> 01:11:06,033 Yeah, hello. 1002 01:11:07,242 --> 01:11:09,244 Steena, I can't talk right now. 1003 01:11:14,500 --> 01:11:16,835 Yeah, I can handle it. 1004 01:11:19,671 --> 01:11:20,839 Bad news? 1005 01:11:20,923 --> 01:11:23,884 Can we go somewhere and be alone? 1006 01:11:24,635 --> 01:11:25,761 Sure. 1007 01:11:30,307 --> 01:11:31,850 I didn't know you were so strong. 1008 01:11:31,934 --> 01:11:35,020 -Take off your clothes! -Let's not do anything we'll regret. 1009 01:11:35,103 --> 01:11:37,397 -Take off your clothes! -What's happening? 1010 01:11:37,481 --> 01:11:39,983 Look, I knew the second I met you you weren't Clark Devlin. 1011 01:11:40,067 --> 01:11:41,985 Now take off the tuxedo. It doesn't belong to you. 1012 01:11:42,069 --> 01:11:45,823 - I wanted to tell you but didn't know how. -Take off your clothes. 1013 01:11:45,906 --> 01:11:47,574 -[toilet flushes] -What is that? 1014 01:11:48,534 --> 01:11:51,620 -Hey, you! Out here. -Okay. 1015 01:11:51,703 --> 01:11:54,081 -Take the clothes. -Okay. 1016 01:11:54,164 --> 01:11:57,668 Slow down. My name's Jimmy Tong. I'm Mr. Devlin's driver. 1017 01:11:57,751 --> 01:11:59,962 He asked me to find Walter Strider. 1018 01:12:00,045 --> 01:12:03,131 I don't want to hear any more lies. Give me the watch and the shoes. 1019 01:12:03,215 --> 01:12:06,218 Where's Clark Devlin? And how did you think you were gonna get away with this? 1020 01:12:06,301 --> 01:12:09,137 Things happened. I decided to go with the flow. 1021 01:12:10,597 --> 01:12:11,890 What about the underwear? 1022 01:12:11,974 --> 01:12:15,394 They're mine. I mean, my roommate's. 1023 01:12:16,186 --> 01:12:19,022 Jimmy. Suits you. 1024 01:12:22,192 --> 01:12:24,236 These are my roommate's, too. 1025 01:12:24,319 --> 01:12:26,113 Go finish your business. 1026 01:12:30,325 --> 01:12:31,577 Excuse me. 1027 01:12:31,660 --> 01:12:33,787 -Have you seen the Emperor? -No. 1028 01:12:35,330 --> 01:12:37,666 Impolite to leave without saying goodbye to the host. 1029 01:12:37,749 --> 01:12:39,751 - I was looking for Diedrich. -I'll take you to him. 1030 01:12:39,835 --> 01:12:42,671 [electronic dance music playing] 1031 01:12:46,592 --> 01:12:48,677 [Banning] Like a big terrier with a little rat. 1032 01:12:48,760 --> 01:12:51,013 I think she was down in the lab. 1033 01:12:51,096 --> 01:12:54,600 Well, at least your interest in water was genuine. 1034 01:12:54,683 --> 01:12:56,852 Look, I'm here because of you. 1035 01:12:56,935 --> 01:12:59,104 You wanted to know if I could be trusted? 1036 01:12:59,187 --> 01:13:03,066 I bet this tux is just your size. 1037 01:13:07,946 --> 01:13:09,656 Thank you. 1038 01:13:12,159 --> 01:13:16,079 [beeping] 1039 01:13:17,247 --> 01:13:19,499 We got a positive location on Blaine, sir. 1040 01:13:19,583 --> 01:13:21,126 [Chalmers] How long till we get to her? 1041 01:13:21,209 --> 01:13:22,586 Twenty minutes. 1042 01:13:23,420 --> 01:13:25,047 I've transmitted the coordinates. 1043 01:13:26,048 --> 01:13:27,674 [Jimmy] Dear Mr. Devlin, 1044 01:13:27,758 --> 01:13:30,844 I did the best I could, but it wasn't good enough. 1045 01:13:30,928 --> 01:13:33,430 [ Did not find Walter Strider for you. 1046 01:13:33,513 --> 01:13:35,933 I also lost your tuxedo. 1047 01:13:36,016 --> 01:13:38,518 I'm sure you will get it back. 1048 01:13:38,602 --> 01:13:43,482 I guess I will go back to being what I was before I met you. 1049 01:14:12,803 --> 01:14:14,554 Water strider. 1050 01:14:20,519 --> 01:14:22,771 Water strider. 1051 01:14:22,854 --> 01:14:24,523 Water strider! 1052 01:14:24,606 --> 01:14:25,607 Stupid! 1053 01:14:25,691 --> 01:14:28,819 [Banning] My beautiful little darlings. 1054 01:14:28,902 --> 01:14:30,529 [Del] Gerris margin at us, 1055 01:14:30,612 --> 01:14:35,450 a species native to Southeast Asia, commonly known as the water strider. 1056 01:14:36,868 --> 01:14:38,203 "Walter Strider." 1057 01:14:38,286 --> 01:14:41,456 Yes, the water strider. Very good. 1058 01:14:41,540 --> 01:14:45,210 Well, it's brilliant. They touch down on the reservoirs. 1059 01:14:45,293 --> 01:14:47,212 Their little feet transfer a deadly bacteria 1060 01:14:47,295 --> 01:14:48,964 without breaking the surface of the water, 1061 01:14:49,047 --> 01:14:53,677 so no alarms sound, and it looks like a nasty little trick of nature. 1062 01:14:53,760 --> 01:14:56,638 Fortunately, there is one drinkable water source. 1063 01:14:56,722 --> 01:14:59,516 [gasps] Yours. 1064 01:15:00,183 --> 01:15:02,019 [laughing] 1065 01:15:02,102 --> 01:15:05,522 [Del] Diedrich, you're a genius. Too bad it won't work. 1066 01:15:08,608 --> 01:15:10,027 You're so wrong. 1067 01:15:10,110 --> 01:15:13,030 Wrong, wrong, wrong. 1068 01:15:13,113 --> 01:15:15,240 It will work because my plan is perfect. 1069 01:15:15,323 --> 01:15:18,618 Sorry, Mr. Banning. It's your plan and mine. 1070 01:15:18,702 --> 01:15:22,289 -Um, it's ours. -Shut up. Explain. 1071 01:15:22,372 --> 01:15:24,332 Oh. All righty. 1072 01:15:24,416 --> 01:15:28,670 The life cycle of the Gerris margin at us begins with mating, 1073 01:15:28,754 --> 01:15:32,758 something Dr. Simms is not personally familiar with. 1074 01:15:32,841 --> 01:15:36,219 Anyhoo, the insects swarm to fresh water, 1075 01:15:36,303 --> 01:15:39,598 where fertilized eggs are deposited on the underside of lotus leaves 1076 01:15:39,681 --> 01:15:41,933 and hatch into larvae. 1077 01:15:42,017 --> 01:15:44,853 Spare me the Discovery Channel blather. 1078 01:15:44,936 --> 01:15:46,021 [cackling] 1079 01:15:46,104 --> 01:15:49,274 -Tell me why it won't work. -Yeah, tell us. 1080 01:15:49,941 --> 01:15:51,318 Why it won't work. 1081 01:15:51,401 --> 01:15:54,404 This is the northern hemisphere, correct? 1082 01:15:54,488 --> 01:15:57,532 You incubated insects native to the southern hemisphere. 1083 01:15:57,616 --> 01:16:02,079 So simply, it is too cold for them to mature sexually. 1084 01:16:02,162 --> 01:16:04,748 Much like Simms here. 1085 01:16:05,415 --> 01:16:09,503 Therefore, they won't mate. Therefore, they won't seek out water. 1086 01:16:10,879 --> 01:16:11,963 Is this true? 1087 01:16:13,006 --> 01:16:15,759 No. I knew a girl once. In college. 1088 01:16:15,842 --> 01:16:17,260 Quite well. Very well. 1089 01:16:17,344 --> 01:16:19,805 And then, you remember Cousin Doris? 1090 01:16:19,888 --> 01:16:22,724 -No, Simms, the bugs. -The bugs. 1091 01:16:23,809 --> 01:16:27,479 You're not going to believe this hoochie, are you, Mr. Banning? 1092 01:16:28,313 --> 01:16:31,525 Oh, yeah? Ask him if I lied about the tuxedo. 1093 01:16:31,608 --> 01:16:34,611 That tuxedo is all right. It's-- 1094 01:16:34,694 --> 01:16:39,574 All right? That is the most incredible piece of technology on the planet. 1095 01:16:39,658 --> 01:16:45,205 And I am laying it in your big, hot hands. 1096 01:16:45,288 --> 01:16:47,999 Mr. Banning, release the bugs. 1097 01:16:48,083 --> 01:16:49,709 Go ahead. Do what he tells you. 1098 01:16:49,793 --> 01:16:53,130 You might have a chance at second prize at a junior high school science fair. 1099 01:16:53,213 --> 01:16:55,799 But you can forget your dreams of world domination. 1100 01:16:55,882 --> 01:16:59,344 Slip into it, Diedrich. See how it feels. 1101 01:17:12,149 --> 01:17:14,860 [Devlin] The other 10% is in there, and you've got plenty of it. 1102 01:17:23,076 --> 01:17:24,786 Hey, Dr. Schwartz. 1103 01:17:26,913 --> 01:17:29,457 Tell your boss Clark Devlin is back. 1104 01:17:29,541 --> 01:17:31,042 [guns cocking] 1105 01:17:43,138 --> 01:17:44,389 Drapes nicely. 1106 01:18:02,324 --> 01:18:06,995 -It certainly puts a spring in one's step. -Happy to have lightened your loafers. 1107 01:18:07,078 --> 01:18:09,915 One question. Why are you doing this? 1108 01:18:09,998 --> 01:18:12,500 [alarm blaring] 1109 01:18:15,587 --> 01:18:16,922 What the hell is this? 1110 01:18:17,005 --> 01:18:20,258 This is the moment where 50 C.S.A. commandos storm in, 1111 01:18:20,342 --> 01:18:24,095 take you, your pretentious accent, your jackass sideburns, 1112 01:18:24,179 --> 01:18:26,264 to the federal pen, where, guess what, 1113 01:18:26,348 --> 01:18:30,852 all they serve is highly chlorinated tap water. 1114 01:18:30,936 --> 01:18:33,897 Presenting Clark Devlin. 1115 01:18:40,487 --> 01:18:44,908 Have I told you how amazing you look in this tuxedo? 1116 01:18:46,743 --> 01:18:47,744 Ugh. 1117 01:18:47,827 --> 01:18:51,289 -Simms, prepare for release. -With pleasure, sir. 1118 01:18:52,123 --> 01:18:55,377 [computerized female voice] Hatchery doors opening. Water sources targeted. 1119 01:18:56,086 --> 01:18:59,965 Pods will begin releasing striders in five minutes. 1120 01:19:03,593 --> 01:19:04,636 [beeping] 1121 01:19:04,719 --> 01:19:07,555 Maturation level, 85 %. 1122 01:19:13,103 --> 01:19:15,647 -Why are you here? -[groaning] I've come to save you. 1123 01:19:15,730 --> 01:19:17,983 That's great. What about the big guys with guns? 1124 01:19:22,821 --> 01:19:24,948 For years I've heard about you. 1125 01:19:25,031 --> 01:19:28,368 Now that we finally meet, I find that the great Clark Devlin 1126 01:19:28,451 --> 01:19:30,453 is nothing more than an ordinary man 1127 01:19:30,537 --> 01:19:34,332 who's about to die an extraordinary death. 1128 01:19:34,416 --> 01:19:36,960 You're right. Except for one thing. 1129 01:19:37,043 --> 01:19:38,586 My name's Tong. 1130 01:19:38,670 --> 01:19:39,671 James Tong. 1131 01:19:50,098 --> 01:19:51,516 You okay? 1132 01:19:51,599 --> 01:19:54,311 -Is there something you want to tell me? -Later. 1133 01:19:56,980 --> 01:19:59,149 Oh, you've got a good suit as well. 1134 01:20:06,781 --> 01:20:08,116 [grunts] 1135 01:20:11,077 --> 01:20:12,245 All right! 1136 01:20:39,773 --> 01:20:43,651 [yelps, screams] 1137 01:20:43,735 --> 01:20:45,403 -[grunts] -[shouts] 1138 01:20:54,704 --> 01:20:56,539 [electricity crackling] 1139 01:20:59,376 --> 01:21:04,089 X-4 genome bacteria-induced water striders 700% mature. 1140 01:21:05,090 --> 01:21:08,760 Bacteria drop sites identified. 1141 01:21:08,843 --> 01:21:10,470 Pods now opening. 1142 01:21:10,553 --> 01:21:13,098 What are you doing? No! No! 1143 01:21:13,181 --> 01:21:15,308 She's ruining everything. 1144 01:21:16,184 --> 01:21:19,604 Electrical malfunction. Hatchery door is disengaged. 1145 01:21:19,687 --> 01:21:24,317 -Ah! I knew girls like you in high school. -Yeah? Did they do this? 1146 01:21:25,193 --> 01:21:26,486 Uh-huh. They did. 1147 01:21:27,237 --> 01:21:30,240 Mr. Banning, you must open the hatch manually. 1148 01:21:30,323 --> 01:21:31,366 Sod off. 1149 01:21:32,117 --> 01:21:34,702 Manual hatch release required. 1150 01:21:43,420 --> 01:21:45,505 Manual hatch release required. 1151 01:21:52,762 --> 01:21:56,766 Rotate valve counterclockwise to open hatch. 1152 01:22:18,663 --> 01:22:20,039 Get off. 1153 01:22:23,251 --> 01:22:25,170 Bloody open! 1154 01:22:25,253 --> 01:22:28,923 Manual procedure complete. Hatchery doors opening. 1155 01:22:31,342 --> 01:22:32,677 [grunts] 1156 01:22:36,055 --> 01:22:39,184 Airborne striders awaiting queen release. 1157 01:22:42,187 --> 01:22:44,230 [dance music playing] 1158 01:22:45,148 --> 01:22:47,150 Hatchery doors opening. 1159 01:22:50,361 --> 01:22:52,572 Clark! I mean, Jimmy, help me! 1160 01:22:53,323 --> 01:22:54,866 I'm busy. 1161 01:22:55,575 --> 01:23:00,455 All mature striders ready for release. Bacteria-laced microbes fully activated. 1162 01:23:02,624 --> 01:23:04,918 [both choking] 1163 01:23:08,004 --> 01:23:11,132 His head is about to explode. Look at him. 1164 01:23:11,925 --> 01:23:14,427 Look at him! 1165 01:23:16,429 --> 01:23:21,226 You might know a few tricks, but you're just a sad, pathetic man. 1166 01:23:35,823 --> 01:23:37,367 [screams] 1167 01:23:46,292 --> 01:23:49,254 Smoking is bad for your health. You okay? 1168 01:23:49,337 --> 01:23:51,339 Yeah, duh. By the way, nice going. 1169 01:23:51,422 --> 01:23:55,468 Now millions of people are gonna die of dehydration. You left the hatch open. 1170 01:23:56,177 --> 01:23:57,470 [Jimmy] They're not flying away. 1171 01:23:58,721 --> 01:24:00,557 Yeah. What are they waiting for? 1172 01:24:00,640 --> 01:24:04,227 They are waiting to follow the queen. 1173 01:24:04,310 --> 01:24:06,729 Airborne striders awaiting queen release. 1174 01:24:06,813 --> 01:24:08,856 [Del] Oh, my God. For once, you're right. 1175 01:24:08,940 --> 01:24:12,735 The queen is gonna lead the striders to freshwater sites all over North America. 1176 01:24:12,819 --> 01:24:14,904 Quick, grab it before it's released. 1177 01:24:14,988 --> 01:24:16,906 Queen strider disengaged. 1178 01:24:16,990 --> 01:24:19,367 -Alert. Queen strider disengaged. -[alarm blaring] 1179 01:24:19,450 --> 01:24:20,660 Let's go. 1180 01:24:21,578 --> 01:24:23,037 He's got the queen! 1181 01:24:23,121 --> 01:24:26,874 Oh! [shrieking] 1182 01:24:32,297 --> 01:24:33,756 [yelps] Oh! 1183 01:24:37,552 --> 01:24:38,761 You dropped it. 1184 01:24:38,845 --> 01:24:41,472 [buzzing] 1185 01:25:05,663 --> 01:25:06,664 [whimpers] 1186 01:25:10,043 --> 01:25:11,336 Don't move! 1187 01:25:22,597 --> 01:25:23,890 [exclaims] 1188 01:25:30,063 --> 01:25:31,648 [muffled screaming] 1189 01:25:34,651 --> 01:25:36,527 [giggling] 1190 01:25:53,461 --> 01:25:56,673 [buzzing] 1191 01:26:01,886 --> 01:26:04,138 Ow. [neck cracks] 1192 01:26:04,222 --> 01:26:06,474 [shouting] 1193 01:26:22,699 --> 01:26:24,575 [gagging] 1194 01:26:36,629 --> 01:26:39,966 [buzzing intensifies] 1195 01:26:48,141 --> 01:26:52,270 [Del] Sir? Excuse me. I deserve to see this. 1196 01:26:54,021 --> 01:26:55,314 Ugh. 1197 01:26:58,568 --> 01:27:01,028 [alarm blaring] 1198 01:27:01,112 --> 01:27:02,238 Trouble. 1199 01:27:14,584 --> 01:27:17,545 Okay, okay, make hustle, ladies. Let's go. Let's go. 1200 01:27:17,628 --> 01:27:19,046 Watch out, Aqua-Lung. 1201 01:27:20,089 --> 01:27:21,382 Hey, pal, nice suit. 1202 01:27:22,091 --> 01:27:24,177 It's okay, kitten. Everything is gonna be all right. 1203 01:27:24,260 --> 01:27:26,637 It's not okay. You just decked the hero. 1204 01:27:27,263 --> 01:27:30,558 I'm a genius, and I can testify for a piece of immunity. 1205 01:27:30,641 --> 01:27:32,560 Also, I'm from a neutral country. 1206 01:27:32,643 --> 01:27:33,853 Shut it! 1207 01:27:33,936 --> 01:27:37,356 -Looks like we got here just in time. -Oh, to what? Take credit? 1208 01:27:37,440 --> 01:27:39,192 Oh, you're hilarious, Blaine. 1209 01:27:39,275 --> 01:27:43,237 Winton Chalmers, C.S.A. I spearheaded the operation that took down Banning. 1210 01:27:43,321 --> 01:27:46,699 -I bet you're Jimmy Tong. -Here's your tuxedo. You happy now? 1211 01:27:46,783 --> 01:27:49,994 I will be when I get it safely back to headquarters. 1212 01:27:50,077 --> 01:27:53,664 By the way, Blaine, not a bad job for your first time in the field. 1213 01:27:53,748 --> 01:27:55,166 Well, I didn't do it alone. 1214 01:27:55,249 --> 01:27:57,376 She always says nice things about me. 1215 01:27:57,460 --> 01:28:00,046 Yeah, when you finally do something right, you deserve the credit. 1216 01:28:00,129 --> 01:28:03,758 Well, sir, it's an honor to help the United States of America. 1217 01:28:03,841 --> 01:28:06,344 I feel exactly the same way, soldier. 1218 01:28:06,427 --> 01:28:10,014 You don't think you're gonna get away with a bureaucratic pat on the butt, do you? 1219 01:28:10,097 --> 01:28:11,349 Well, I'm hoping to. 1220 01:28:11,432 --> 01:28:13,768 [laughing] 1221 01:28:21,484 --> 01:28:24,111 Ooh! Man down, people. 1222 01:28:24,195 --> 01:28:26,280 [gasping] 1223 01:28:27,406 --> 01:28:28,449 Well... 1224 01:28:30,076 --> 01:28:32,703 there is one thing you can do for me. 1225 01:28:32,787 --> 01:28:34,413 And that would be? 1226 01:28:34,914 --> 01:28:36,624 [Steena] All right, tracking systems locked on. 1227 01:28:36,707 --> 01:28:38,626 Anybody screws up and your ass is mine. 1228 01:28:38,709 --> 01:28:40,878 -Block off this end of the street. -[man 1 on radio] Roger that. 1229 01:28:40,962 --> 01:28:43,756 We're T-minus 30 and counting. Is everyone in position? 1230 01:28:43,840 --> 01:28:47,552 -[man 2] Manhole agent, up. -[Steena] Flower lady, hot dog vendor, go! 1231 01:28:47,635 --> 01:28:50,054 Replace the hot dog vendor. Come on. Hustle. Let's go. 1232 01:28:50,137 --> 01:28:52,098 [man 3] This is Bird Three. The street is secure. 1233 01:28:52,181 --> 01:28:53,474 [man 4] Uh-oh. Bike messenger. 1234 01:28:53,558 --> 01:28:56,143 [Steena] Hostile forces moving in. Go on, Randall. Take him out. 1235 01:28:56,227 --> 01:28:59,438 -[Randall] Roger. T-14 descending. -[man 4] Advance lead operation vehicle. 1236 01:29:01,607 --> 01:29:03,526 [Steena] Bring in the package as soon as I cross. 1237 01:29:03,609 --> 01:29:06,320 -[man 4] Roger that. Package on the move. -[Steena] Hustle, people. 1238 01:29:06,404 --> 01:29:09,615 All right, ladies and gentlemen. It's showtime. 1239 01:29:11,534 --> 01:29:12,660 How's our package? 1240 01:29:12,743 --> 01:29:17,206 - I forget what to say! -[Del] You can do this. Focus. Go. 1241 01:29:17,290 --> 01:29:18,291 Go! 1242 01:29:19,125 --> 01:29:21,502 -[man 4] Package dropped. -[Randall] Roger, target locked. 1243 01:29:21,586 --> 01:29:23,588 Jimmy, what do you say? 1244 01:29:27,967 --> 01:29:29,802 The name's Tong. 1245 01:29:30,761 --> 01:29:32,388 James Tong. 1246 01:29:33,514 --> 01:29:35,641 I'm the man. I'm the man. 1247 01:29:35,725 --> 01:29:38,519 -[Steena] Did you tell him to say that? -[Del] No. Well, sort of. 1248 01:29:38,603 --> 01:29:39,687 [Steena] Oh, God. 1249 01:29:39,770 --> 01:29:40,771 [Devlin] Relax. 1250 01:29:40,855 --> 01:29:42,857 -He's just pumping out pheromones. -[Steena] Clark, shut up. 1251 01:29:42,940 --> 01:29:44,817 [Devlin] I do believe I'm in charge of this operation. 1252 01:29:44,901 --> 01:29:46,527 [Steena] The package is locked on target. 1253 01:29:46,611 --> 01:29:48,946 -Why did you wear those pants? -[Devlin] He's stopping. 1254 01:29:49,030 --> 01:29:50,114 [Del]I What's he stopping for? 1255 01:29:50,197 --> 01:29:52,325 -[Steena] Why is he stopping? -[Devlin] Use the door, Jimmy. 1256 01:29:52,408 --> 01:29:55,202 [man 1] Have you seen her? He's out of his league, if you know what I mean. 1257 01:29:55,286 --> 01:29:57,121 -[laughter] -[Devlin] He's like a hunter. 1258 01:29:57,204 --> 01:29:59,498 -[man 2] ls the gallery owner. -[Steena] Quiet. 1259 01:30:00,374 --> 01:30:02,501 Nice. Clark, please, would you focus? 1260 01:30:02,585 --> 01:30:04,420 -He's about to speak. -Open your mouth. 1261 01:30:04,503 --> 01:30:06,839 -Hi. -Hi. 1262 01:30:06,923 --> 01:30:09,383 -That's the girl? -[man 1] He came up with that on his own. 1263 01:30:09,467 --> 01:30:10,635 She's not that pretty. 1264 01:30:10,718 --> 01:30:13,471 -[Steena] Jimmy, smile, come on. -[Deviin] Move on to something else. 1265 01:30:13,554 --> 01:30:15,848 -He doesn't look so good. -He doesn't look so good. 1266 01:30:15,932 --> 01:30:18,434 -He doesn't look so good. -He doesn't look so good. 1267 01:30:18,517 --> 01:30:20,603 -Clark, give him a line. -Steena, shut up. 1268 01:30:20,686 --> 01:30:22,897 -Just look deep into her eyes. -[Del] Clark, no. 1269 01:30:22,980 --> 01:30:25,107 -[Steena] Doesn't work. -[man 1] He's hyperventilating. 1270 01:30:25,191 --> 01:30:26,525 Don't listen to them. Listen to me. 1271 01:30:26,609 --> 01:30:29,236 I can't think with you screaming in my ear. 1272 01:30:29,320 --> 01:30:32,698 -[Steena] Everybody calm down, all right? -Not you. Her. No, her. 1273 01:30:32,782 --> 01:30:37,036 Look deep into her eyes and tell her you had a dream about her last night. 1274 01:30:37,119 --> 01:30:38,871 -Clark, be quiet. -Del, will you shut up? 1275 01:30:38,955 --> 01:30:40,539 Uh... 1276 01:30:40,623 --> 01:30:42,667 I hate to say this, but don't take advice 1277 01:30:42,750 --> 01:30:44,377 -from women about women. -[Del] Shut up. 1278 01:30:44,460 --> 01:30:47,004 -[Steena] Clark, you've been reassigned. -The voices are screaming in my ear. 1279 01:30:47,088 --> 01:30:49,966 Hey, if you can hear me, wipe that look off your face. 1280 01:30:50,049 --> 01:30:52,301 [grunts] Remember me? 1281 01:30:52,385 --> 01:30:54,595 -Hooters. Soul patch. -[all groaning on radio] 1282 01:30:54,679 --> 01:30:57,014 Okay, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. 1283 01:30:57,098 --> 01:31:00,267 I'm the love of my li-- You're the love of my life! 1284 01:31:00,351 --> 01:31:04,188 -[Devlin] Never fell them you love them. -Can you have dinner with me? 1285 01:31:04,981 --> 01:31:07,817 -Get out. -Pretty sure he crapped his pants, people. 1286 01:31:07,900 --> 01:31:09,652 - I just want to have dinner. -Get out now! 1287 01:31:09,735 --> 01:31:10,861 -[Jimmy] Lunch? -Now! 1288 01:31:11,988 --> 01:31:14,949 [Steena] We're terminating this mission. Pack it up and roll home. 1289 01:31:16,742 --> 01:31:18,786 I think I blew it, Mr. Devlin. 1290 01:31:18,869 --> 01:31:22,289 Jimmy, I wrote the book on this stuff. You didn't blow it. You outgrew her. 1291 01:31:22,373 --> 01:31:23,416 Maybe. 1292 01:31:23,499 --> 01:31:25,626 [Devlin] Tell you what. Take the weekend off. 1293 01:31:25,710 --> 01:31:28,921 First thing Monday morning, we'll head somewhere with more interesting prospects. 1294 01:31:29,005 --> 01:31:31,173 -How about Monte Carlo? -Sounds good. 1295 01:31:31,257 --> 01:31:33,634 Thanks, Mr. Devlin. Thanks, everybody. 1296 01:31:33,718 --> 01:31:36,721 -[man 1] It's okay, Jimmy. -[man 2] A lot of fish. Hang in there. 1297 01:31:37,471 --> 01:31:41,350 Well, if you were trying to get her to notice you, mission accomplished. 1298 01:31:41,434 --> 01:31:44,520 What are you planning for the second date? Running at her with a knife? 1299 01:31:44,603 --> 01:31:46,981 -It's difficult for me. -What is so hard? 1300 01:31:47,064 --> 01:31:50,693 Just say something like, "Excuse me. You want to go get some coffee?" 1301 01:31:51,527 --> 01:31:54,488 When I'm around beautiful women, I can't talk. 1302 01:31:54,572 --> 01:31:56,991 Sure. Beautiful women. 1303 01:31:57,074 --> 01:32:00,161 You know? A real knockout. Like the beautiful lady in the gallery. 1304 01:32:00,244 --> 01:32:03,289 Thank you. Thank you very much. 1305 01:32:04,498 --> 01:32:06,625 -What's wrong? -Nothing. 1306 01:32:07,752 --> 01:32:10,963 -What? -You can't tell how I feel? 1307 01:32:12,298 --> 01:32:15,051 -You look sad. -No. 1308 01:32:16,218 --> 01:32:17,970 -Sick? 1309 01:32:19,430 --> 01:32:22,016 -Constipated? -No. 1310 01:32:22,099 --> 01:32:23,100 A little. 1311 01:32:23,893 --> 01:32:25,478 Tell me. What's wrong? 1312 01:32:25,561 --> 01:32:29,774 No guy would ever do anything for me like what you did for her. 1313 01:32:29,857 --> 01:32:32,151 Or tried to do. 1314 01:32:32,234 --> 01:32:33,736 You know why? 1315 01:32:33,819 --> 01:32:38,032 Because you are a pain in the butt. 1316 01:32:38,115 --> 01:32:40,618 Yeah. Nice working with you, too. 1317 01:32:42,411 --> 01:32:45,039 Hello. Delilah, excuse me. 1318 01:32:46,165 --> 01:32:48,167 You want to have a coffee? 1319 01:32:48,250 --> 01:32:50,836 I only drink organic green tea. 1320 01:32:50,920 --> 01:32:55,716 Eh! Wrong answer. You're never gonna have a boyfriend. 1321 01:32:55,800 --> 01:32:57,802 Fine. Coffee. 1322 01:32:58,427 --> 01:33:00,304 I love coffee. 1323 01:33:00,387 --> 01:33:01,972 You learn quick. 1324 01:33:04,433 --> 01:33:08,604 -That your happy face or your horny face? -I'll tell you later. 1325 01:33:09,980 --> 01:33:12,358 ['Get Up (I Feel Like Being a) Sex Machine" playing] 1326 01:33:12,441 --> 01:33:14,652 -♪ Getup ♪ -♪ Get on up ♪ 1327 01:33:14,735 --> 01:33:17,238 -♪ Get on up ♪ -♪ Get up, now ♪ 1328 01:33:17,321 --> 01:33:20,157 James. James Tong. 1329 01:33:20,241 --> 01:33:21,867 [both laughing] 1330 01:33:28,207 --> 01:33:31,377 I couldn't tell you what I'm about to say. 1331 01:33:33,587 --> 01:33:35,589 [crew laughing] 1332 01:33:37,800 --> 01:33:38,926 I'm sorry. 1333 01:33:42,721 --> 01:33:44,223 What happened? 1334 01:33:45,141 --> 01:33:47,601 The bird hit the guy. 1335 01:33:47,685 --> 01:33:49,728 -Huh? -[woman] "Is this a bunch of crap?" 1336 01:33:49,812 --> 01:33:51,147 Is this a bunch crap? 1337 01:33:51,230 --> 01:33:53,482 -[woman] "Bunch of crap." -Okay. 1338 01:33:55,067 --> 01:33:57,403 You think I speak very good English, huh? 1339 01:33:57,486 --> 01:33:59,738 What's in your head flies out of mouth. 1340 01:33:59,822 --> 01:34:02,324 What's in your head flies from your mouth. 1341 01:34:02,408 --> 01:34:05,744 -What's in your mouth... -[man] That's okay. Cut. 1342 01:34:05,828 --> 01:34:08,664 No wonder. This is why you don't have a boyfriend. 1343 01:34:10,499 --> 01:34:13,335 -Just... -[laughter] 1344 01:34:15,921 --> 01:34:17,673 -Frog? -Fraud. 1345 01:34:18,883 --> 01:34:22,970 Look at her ugly face. Every time [ look... 1346 01:34:23,053 --> 01:34:25,472 Every time [ look, she's just like this. 1347 01:34:27,141 --> 01:34:28,559 How can I act? 1348 01:34:28,642 --> 01:34:30,227 -Can we do a single on me? -[Hewitt] No! 1349 01:34:30,311 --> 01:34:31,395 [director] Action! 1350 01:34:31,478 --> 01:34:33,814 Aaah! 1351 01:34:33,898 --> 01:34:36,400 No, no, cut! Cut! 1352 01:34:40,279 --> 01:34:41,822 [grunting] 1353 01:34:41,906 --> 01:34:44,325 -Follow them. They'll take us to the lab. -Who? 1354 01:34:46,327 --> 01:34:47,369 Let's go. 1355 01:34:48,662 --> 01:34:49,788 [director] Cut! 1356 01:34:50,623 --> 01:34:53,083 I've got the happy partner over here. 1357 01:34:56,253 --> 01:34:58,672 Jimmy! What do you... 1358 01:35:02,760 --> 01:35:06,222 She smile the whole movie. Waste of film, waste of time. 1359 01:35:07,181 --> 01:35:08,724 What is she doing? 1360 01:35:09,475 --> 01:35:11,018 -Hit me! -Oh, no! 1361 01:35:11,977 --> 01:35:15,022 You're fast. But I'm faster. 1362 01:35:16,065 --> 01:35:17,733 Good God! 1363 01:35:17,733 --> 01:35:22,733 DOWNLOADED FROM WWW.AWAFIM.TV 1364 01:35:17,733 --> 01:35:27,733 For latest movies and series with subtitles Visit WWW.AWAFIM.TV Today